Article by 
shiriny
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5 months ago
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-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
-People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky
-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
-All polar bears are left handed.
-Butterflies taste with their feet.
-A snail can sleep for three years.
-Elephants are the only animals that can't jump
-On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
-Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.
-Coca Cola was originally green
-Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies
-right handed people live on average nine years longer than left handed People do
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL
1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
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Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, you look like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet you I can grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
So, you on the take, or what?
Aren't you the guy from the village people?
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job!
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