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Things to Try on an Elevator-
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY 'ding' at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
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-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty
like that's gonna happen
-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt
now ya tell me!
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
can u say hypocrites?
-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
that reminds of this one chick
-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
they like me better! they like me better!
-My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
you're really freaking him out
-When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
he was sooo looking!
-Love comes in many colors
so does crap... ur point!
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1) You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
6) You sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) You can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while you were in the pub.
11) You fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
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