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"Run, bitches, run!"
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"Oh, that's very nice. Not too gay at all."
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"...and the winner will recieve a spiral cut ham." "I'm Jewish, you jerk."
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"Drop off a minion of hell, get your license renewed. I'm all about the perks."
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"Ben would want eyebrows, and he would want us to give them to him."
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"College made him sleepy."
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"Are you going to carjack me?" "What? No. Well if this was an Escalade, maybe."
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"Don't tell crazy you're only in it for the sex."
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"Winston, you're a freaky ass bird that scared the crap out of me."
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"That thing on his neck? Not a freckle."
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"Gravity's my bitch!"
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"Sarcasm is the lowest form of human discourse."
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"Man, you're comparing me to Ted? That's harsh, Ted's a real douchebag."
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"So where's the soul?" "I don't know, I'm not Google."
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"Oh my god! Sock is on fire!!"
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