Fellow sarcastic brothers and sisters. I have searched literally for days trying to find ways to say "i don't care". Since this is a very fundmental saying in being sarcastic, i find it paramount to have different and funny sarcastic ways to say it. Pretty much the only other one i found besides the obvious, is the very lame yoda way of "care i do not". Seriously, hopefully most of you will agree with me that the person who invented that should be shot.
Anyways, please help me because there seems to be no where on the internet that has answers. Any sites or suggestions would be appreciated and if anything, this should be fun to watch.
Talk about Snape killing Dumbledore, Stelio. Days of searchin and nothin to show for? You deserve a google globe award or somethin for that!
I got the page that links 1,000 of them on my first try. I'd link it, but I dont want to make things easy on ya. How ya ever gonna learn if we give ya all the answers? Where did yer mamma and I go wrong?
Meh, if I had more to give ya than some airborne coitus, I might have taught ya to use a friggin search engine or something.
Maybe you should pick up the phone and ask yer mommy, because nobody on this board gives a flying flaming farting monkey's turd anyway.
Props to Stelio for actually asking a straight question here in sarcasm central! Takes balls to do that sort of thing. Pathetic showing for the rest of the site tho. 5 posts in 13 months. If thats the best this sarcasm group has to offer, I'll just take my master's robe now thanks.
Being the Jedi master of sarcasm of this fine noble group would of course bring me great honor that I in no way deserve but shall strive daily to be earn. I will, of course, pass my wisdom and knowledge on to all you show themselves worthy.
For those of you keeping score at home, the first paragraph was sardonic. The second was sarcastic. The first five replies in this thread aren't examples of sarcasm, but apathy.
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i care do not!
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I rule at sarcasm!
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i don't care
I really do not rule at sarcasm!!!!!!
I got the page that links 1,000 of them on my first try. I'd link it, but I dont want to make things easy on ya. How ya ever gonna learn if we give ya all the answers? Where did yer mamma and I go wrong?
Meh, if I had more to give ya than some airborne coitus, I might have taught ya to use a friggin search engine or something.
Maybe you should pick up the phone and ask yer mommy, because nobody on this board gives a flying flaming farting monkey's turd anyway.
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Being the Jedi master of sarcasm of this fine noble group would of course bring me great honor that I in no way deserve but shall strive daily to be earn. I will, of course, pass my wisdom and knowledge on to all you show themselves worthy.
For those of you keeping score at home, the first paragraph was sardonic. The second was sarcastic. The first five replies in this thread aren't examples of sarcasm, but apathy.