1. Kirstin Dunst's screaming becomes wicked annoying
2. The flying effects look like complete and total computer pixilation instead of just when you cross your eyes
3. The storyline actually BEGINS TO SEEM LIKE THE MOST COHERENT OF ALL THE MOVIES PROBABLY EVEN MORE SO THEN ANY OF THE BATMAN AND SUPERMAN MOVIES I SWEAR. You can see where storylines start unlike when we all saw it in May 2007 and were all like ?!?
4. Everything the filmmakers have going for them that they didn't think people noticed from 1 that became popular by 2 such as the music and Ursula...they overloaded with in 3 until nobody wanted to see it ever again.
5. Gwen Stacy's not attractive to me anymore. She was for a long time.
6. As I read more posts on the internet about kirstin dunst, certain cruel adjectives have stuck with me and make seeing her in spiderman 3 VERY difficult
7. It takes god damn 17 minutes before the first fight. Remember when we came back in from our cigarette and just figured we missed one until the New Goblin fight went on for 20 minutes?
8. The pumpkin bombs turning into boomerangs got very annoying. Headache annoying.
9. Mary Jane has no faith that Spider-Man can overcome anything. "Peter! They're gonna kill us both!" What? Spider-Man's undefeated last I heard honey. Don't let your failure rub off on him.
10. Little kids with their moms in front of the action (that's the action figure demographic) and then pretty young women everywhere else (go see Sinister Six with your boyfriends so we make back 500 million dollars). It was a Sony ad campaign. And their games suck.
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