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I love how funny and witty spike is and i think he has some of the best quotes in Buffy and Angel i can't pick one quote from this scene but i love this little monologue in Angel 1x3 in to the dark when he's mimicking angel and a victim he saved Victem in high voice, angel in low voice.
Spike in high voice: “How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I’m just a biiiig, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Victem steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair! (high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (low voice) No, helping those in need’s my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so… (low voice) Say no more. Evil’s still afoot! And I’m almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!”
Anyway that my fave spike scene/quote whats yours?
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Giles: What did I call you?
Spike: Oh um...( reading off inside of stolen suit jacket)"Made with care for Randy"
Randy Giles?!! Why not just call me Horny Giles or Desperate-for-a-shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you!
"Poor little watcher, did your life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, nearly had a shag, cuppa tea"
"The other, less pleasant Buffy"
"That's it, no more partners. I'm on my own from now on. Yeah. Lone wolf. Soul survivor. That's right, here comes Spike, the biggest, baddest mother--" Sunlight hits him in the head and his hair goes on fire*"I really hope they kill each other"
-Lover's Walk Season 3