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I love how funny and witty spike is and i think he has some of the best quotes in Buffy and Angel i can't pick one quote from this scene but i love this little monologue in Angel 1x3 in to the dark when he's mimicking angel and a victim he saved Victem in high voice, angel in low voice.
Spike in high voice: “How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I’m just a biiiig, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Victem steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair! (high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (low voice) No, helping those in need’s my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so… (low voice) Say no more. Evil’s still afoot! And I’m almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!”
Anyway that my fave spike scene/quote whats yours?
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let me see a good quote...
*as buffy ties him to a chair*
SPIKE -bloody hell woman your cutting off my circulation
BUFFY -you dont have any circulation
SPIKE -well...it pinches
"i hope she dies
i'm free if that bitch dies...
i better help her out"
but ...
'I may be loves bitch. but at least i'm man enought to admit it!'
gotta love that one and his expression when he says it. james masters is just amazing!!!
spike: it's a
angel: don't say it
spike: it's a
angel: don't
spike: it's a wee little puppet man
gotta have
Spike: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.
love the whole spike, angel relationship always taking the piss.
Angel:Is this really the destiny that was meant for you? Do you even really want it? Or is it that you just want to take something away from me?
Spike: bit of both (dramatic music as spike drinks from the cup) it's mountain dew
Spike: you're like a dog with a bone.
Anya: so?
Spike: its MY bone! drop it!
spike: what? I'm listening *opens briefcase* with beer
A: I helped save the world, you know.
S: Like I haven't.
A: Yeah, but I've done it alot more.
S: Oh, god.
A: Closed the hellmouth-
S: I've done that!
A: Yeah, you wore a necklace! I helped kill the Mayor and (something) and-
S: Do those really count as saving the world?
A: I stopped Acothla (sp?), that saved the world.
S: Buffy ran you through with a sword!
A: Yeah, but I made her do it. I signalled her with my eyes.
S: She. Killed you! pause - I helped her, that one counts as mine.
Spike: What's Buffy thinking? Honestly!
Angel: She doesn't exactly have the best taste in men, case in point.
S: Hey! *looks hurt* I think I turned out alright!
A: Yeah! Once she got through with you.
S: I wasn't the one living in alleys, rubbing rat filth all over my face. If we're talking projects, you're her Sistine Chapel.
A: I wasn't a project!
S: Well neither was I! pause - Can't we just...lock her away in a box?
A: *thinking about it* I don't think she'd let us, I mean, she's pretty strong.
S: We could do a spell? Some sort of mind control?
A: Eh, she'd figure it out, I mean, she's pretty smart.
S: Yeah...
Xander: "I'm looking for something in a broadsword."
Spike: "Don't be swingin' that thing near me."
Xander: "Hey, I happen to be-"
Spike: "A glorified bricklayer?"
Xander: "I'm also a swell bowler."
Anya: "Has his own shoes."
Spike: "The gods themselves do tremble."
buffy-i bet he's just got them locked up in the old factory
spike*scoffs* what kind of idiot do you take me for?
The thing that always sticks in my mind is the comment that Spike made about people being "walking Happy Meals", along with some of the already quoted ones above.
amazondebs - That quote's from The Gift.
Here's another from This Years Girl:
Spike: "Is this bird after you?"
Xander: "In a bad way, yeah."
Spike: "Tell you what I'll do then. I'll head out, find this girl, tell her exactly where you are and then watch...as she kills you. Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I HATE you all? Just because I can't do the damage myself doesn't stop me from aiming a loose cannon your way. And here I thought the evening be dull."
Spike: Oh listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... Bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks. Oh God. I'm English
Giles: Welcome to the nancy tribe.
Spike: To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase, "Duh."
AND the best conversation between Angel and Spike
Spike: So that's it, then. I really am going to burn.
Angel: Welcome to the club.
Spike: Well, least I got company, eh? You and me, together again. Hope and Crosby. Stills and Nash. Chico and the ...
Angel: Yeah, are we done?
Spike: Never much for small talk, were you? Always too busy trying to perfect that brooding block of wood mystique. God, I love that.
Angel: Not as much as I loved your nonstop yammering.
Spike: The way you always had to be the big swingy, swaggerin' around, barkin' orders.
Angel: Never listening.
Spike: Always interrupting.
Angel: And your hair. What color do they call that? Radioactive?
Spike: Never much cared for you, Liam, even when we were evil.
Angel: Cared for you less.
Spike: Fine.
Angel: Good.
[long pause]
Angel: There was one thing about you.
Spike: Really?
Angel: Yeah, I never told anybody about this, but I-I liked your poems.
Spike: You like Barry Manilow.
Spike: Oh, bollocks. I was just getting warmed up.
Angel: That was you hitting me?
Spike: That last bit, yeah. Hainsley's been dead since he hit the table.
Spike: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't care.
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Spike: It was a long time ago. He was a young Watcher, fresh out of the academy, when we crossed paths. It was a, what-you-call, battle of wills...and blood was spilled. Vendettas were sworn. It was a whole--
Fred: My God...you're so full of crap.
Spike: Yeah. Okay
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Spike: Vampire ghost here, you sod. I bloody well invented 'afraid of the dark.
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<Sorry i know this is Angel not spike but it's so funny i had to add =D>
Gunn: Got it. The dark soul.
Angel: What's it say?
Gunn: Not a lot. There are over thirty two hundred references, four of them are about you.
Angel: What!? Give me that.
Wesley: This is getting us nowhere.
Angel: Well that's not fair, I didn't even have a soul when I did that.
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Angel: (Angel on phone) You took my Viper.
Spike: My Viper now, mate. Possession's nine-tenths. Oughta know that, runnin' a law firm and such
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Spike: At least give me Wesley's office, I mean, since he's gone.
Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence.
Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you!
Harmony: Well, that explains a lot.
Woman: Thank you! Thank you! That thing was going to kill me.
Spike: Well, what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood? I got half a mind to kill you myself, you halfwit.
Woman: What?
Spike: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps, break your bloody ankle.
Woman: I was just trying to get home.
Spike: Well, get a cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van. Stupid cow.
I love almost every moment with Spike and Angel, they just seem to play off each other.
Hmm, favorite quotes. There are so many that I love.
I thought of one. 'What's a matter Watcher, you're life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea.'
Andrew: You’re English, right?
Spike: Yeah…
Andrew (proud): I’ve seen every episode of Dr Who!…Not Red Dwarf, though, 'cause…(fumbles for an excuse)
Jonathan: Cause it’s not out yet on DVD.
Andrew: Right… cause it’s not out… on DVD.
Spike: WARREN!!
THESE TWO, however, are my all time favorites:
Spike: ...I love you.
Buffy: Oh my God...
Spike: No-Hey- look at me! I-LOVE-YOU. You're all I blood think about... dream about. You're in my throat... my gut... I'm drownin' in ya Summers, I'm drownin' in ya.
Awwww.... <3
And here's the next pne:
Andrew: I spy with my little eye something that begins with a T
Spike: Tapestry.
Andrew: That's good. How did you..
Spike: Tapestry's the only thing in this whole bloody room.
lol.
Spike: I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever.
Joyce: Have we met?
Spike: You hit me with an axe one time. Remember? "Get the hell away from my daughter"
Spike: You know you take the killing for granted. And then it's gone. And you're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses.
Spike: Someone wasn't worthy!
I had to google half of them to get the quote's exactly right but these are some more of my favourite's that haven't already been mentioned. I think "Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch." Is my all time favourite. Simple, yet effective!
spike (to buffy): and i never really liked you anyway, and you have stupid hair! *stalks off*
riley: what are you doing?
spike: what, me? i'm um..what are you doing here?
riley: looking for the girl who's gonna kick your ass when she finds out you were in her bedroom.
spike: yeah? well...me too!
and there are lots more but i'd have to think!