Stewie Griffin

Submitted by edwanda 8 days ago

Submitted by hilariefan 3 months ago

Submitted by hilariefan 3 months ago

Submitted by hilariefan 3 months ago

Submitted by hilariefan 3 months ago

Excerpt:
Stewart "Stewie" Gilligan Griffin is the matricidal, megalomaniacal 1 year old infant of the Griffin family. According to Dammit Janet! he has also been known to answer to "Artemis", "Agent Buckwald", and "Snake". He rather likes "Snake." He had his first birthday in Chitty Chitty Death Bang. However, it should be noted that his age is still listed as 'one' even though people in the series are still getting older (i.e Cleveland jr, and Brian).

Background
Stewie is well-spoken, with an advanced vocabulary and an English accent, and of an ambiguous sexual orientation....

Excerpt:
Stewie (to Death): Love your work.

Stewie: Ooh, Lois, someone's wearing their ovaries on the outside.

Stewie: Blast you and your estrogenical tyranny!

Stewie: That's right Mr. Giraffe, get all the marmalade.

Lois: Here comes the airplane, Stewie.
(Stewie swats spoon)
Stewie: The pilot of that plpane must have been JFK Jr.

(Stewie is dreaming: He's sitting on the porch of a colonial house, in clonial outfi.)
Stewie: It's good to have land.

Excerpt:
Stewie: What the hell do you think you're doing!?
Lois: Strapping you in, honey, so you don't get hurt.
Stewie: "So I don't get hurt", that's the best you can come up with, you dull-witted termagant?
Lois: I brought your Raffi tape!
Stewie: Play "Wheels on the Bus" and get the hell out of my sight.

Stewie (at airport): I require a window seat and an inflight Happy Meal, and no pickles! God help you if I find pickles!

Chris: Can I go now? Stewie's gonna help me with my math homework.