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Never Forgive, Never Forget. A remake of the famous musical, directed by Tim Burton
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50 ways to piss of the Sweeney Todd charachters
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1:When Sweeney is giving a shave,burst in a yell 'Mr.Todd,I've seen Joanna and she said she'd run away with me!'
2:When walking past Sweeney say 'Hey,Skunk head!' See how he reacts 3:Ask Pirelli if you can meet his boyfriend. 4:Take Mrs.Lovett's faviorate gin,empty it and refill it with water. See how long it takes her to figure it out. 5:Ask Sweeney how Lucy's doing. 6:Say to Mrs.Lovett that she makes the worst pies in London. 7:Ask Pirelli where he bought his mustash,and if you could have one too. 8:Tell Johanna she has her mother's eyes. 9:Tell Judge Turpin that Johanna is pregnant and it's Anthony's. 10:Ask Beadle if Judge Turpin has proposed to him yet. 11:When Toby is asleep,empty a bottle of Gin and put it in his hand. 12:Tell Mrs.Lovett that your going to have a pie at Mrs.Moony's and ask if she wants anything . 13:Ask Sweeney if he would care for a shave. 14:When Sweeney starts ranting about the injustice in the world,tell him that you think rum gives a better kick but you'll take whatever he's tripping on. 15:When Mrs.Lovett and Toby are out to the market,hide all of Mrs.Lovett's baking supplies and when she can't find them,blame it on the ghost's. 16:Tell Judge Turpin that he is a dirty pervert,and the Beadle is waiting for him to propose. 17:Tell Sweeney he should get barbering lessons from Pirelli. 18:Tell Mrs.Lovett she should get baking lessons from Mrs.Moony. 19:Smack Sweeney on the back of his head and claim there was a bug,but you coulden't find it...Then smack him again and run as fast as you can. 20:Ask Mrs.Lovett what else likes to nest in her hair. 21:Hide Sweeney's razors. 22:Constantly rant about your dream to live by the sea infront of Sweeney. 23:Play with Sweeney's razors infront of him. 24:Ask Judge Turpin if he got plastic surgeryto get his nose like that. 25:When Sweeney isn't looking,take one of his razors and make a cutting motion across his throat. 26:Ask Sweeney how the weather was in Australia. 27:Ask Sweeney what his daughter,Joanna is like. 28:When getting back from watching Pirelli with Mrs.Lovett,tell her you liked the way she was looking at him,and that she would go well with him. 29:Tell Sweeney 'I know what you did last summer. 30: Ask Sweeney if he would care for a shave. 31:Offer Mrs.Lovett a pie. 32:Offer Sweeney one of Mrs.Lovett's meat pies. 33:Ask Sweeney if he likes waffles. 34:Ask Mrs.Lovett who she likes more,Benjamen Barker or Sweeney Todd. 35:While Sweeney is sleeping,take his razors and draw rainbows on them. 36:Tell Mrs.Lovett that Toby lied and everything is going to harm her. 37:Ask Johanna who the father is. 38:Randomly burst out laughing when Sweeney walks by and when he askes why you were laughing say 'Your face!' 39:Tell Mrs.Lovett that her husband is really alive and take her to a pig farm,then randomly point at one and say 'There he is!' See what she does. 40:Get right up in Judge Turpin's face and ask'How old are you turning? 114?" 41:Tell Anthony that Judge Turpin and Johanna moved,and you'll only tell him where if he gives you 5 pounds. 42:Bring a shaggy black and white cat to Sweeney and when he asks why,tell him it reminded you of him. 43:Tell Toby that Mrs.Lovett told him to go out and buy some toffy's,when he leaves lock all the doors and pretend to go to sleep. 44:Ask Pirelli how the weather is up there. 45:Ask Beadle how the weather is down there. 46:Ask Judge Turpin when the baby's due. 47:Tell Pirelli that Sweeney called him a pervert and tell Sweeney that Pirelli called him gay,watch and see which goes after the other first. 48:Sit in Sweeney's barbering chair and when a customer comes in,refuse to move. 49:Sing By The Sea whenever Sweeney is giving a shave 50: Constantly pester Mrs.Lovett about the death of Albert,her late husband. |
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"4:Take Mrs.Lovett's faviorate gin,empty it and refill it with water. See how long it takes her to figure it out."
xDD Hilarious.
"11:When Toby is asleep,empty a bottle of Gin and put it in his hand."
=DD
"15:When Mrs.Lovett and Toby are out to the market,hide all of Mrs.Lovett's baking supplies and when she can't find them,blame it on the ghost's."
BRILLIANT.
"19:Smack Sweeney on the back of his head and claim there was a bug,but you coulden't find it...Then smack him again and run as fast as you can."
Lol.
"21:Hide Sweeney's razors."
Ooh!
"23:Play with Sweeney's razors infront of him."
Bwahaha.
"25:When Sweeney isn't looking,take one of his razors and make a cutting motion across his throat."
xDDD
"31:Offer Mrs.Lovett a pie."
Lol!
"32:Offer Sweeney one of Mrs.Lovett's meat pies."
Double lol!
"35:While Sweeney is sleeping,take his razors and draw rainbows on them."
RFLAMO!!!!!!!!!
"36:Tell Mrs.Lovett that Toby lied and everything is going to harm her."
xDDD Stop it!
"43:Tell Toby that Mrs.Lovett told him to go out and buy some toffy's,when he leaves lock all the doors and pretend to go to sleep."
Yay! I really dislike Toby at least in the 2007 film.
"48:Sit in Sweeney's barbering chair and when a customer comes in,refuse to move."
Mwahaha. x)
but i would be too scared to piss any of them off...
xD! hahaha love that
21:Hide Sweeney's razors. That pisses me off! lol my friends wanted to throw my razors out the window, i was PISSED! im sure ST would kill you if you even dared to touch one of his razors
30: Ask Sweeney if he would care for a shave. Thats great! reverse psychology, but im sure ST wouldnt appreciate it
35:While Sweeney is sleeping,take his razors and draw rainbows on them. Thats scary. lol
48:Sit in Sweeney's barbering chair and when a customer comes in,refuse to move.
i would do that to see what happens after that
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