Roleplay

lucy already ate the peanut, mr. T! and who is the old and ugly guy over there? he look 2 be about 200 years old!

Anthony? *plots turpins death in corner of room

Toby are you calling me old and ugly?
Well, you smell like piss!
Oh, and Mr. Todd i may be in need of a shave sometime soon..

yes im calling u old and ugly. did i call u a perv yet? its pirelli's miracle elixir and it is not piss! i suggest u get a shave right now.

BWAHAHAHAHA! jk

You're too young to get a shave, so I wouldn't be talking if I were you... and no you haven't called me a perv yet, but why would you, is it sickening for me, a man somewhere in his 70's, to want to marry my 15 year old adopted daughter?

Your never too young *googly eyes*
Back when I was a young lad like you I grew my FIRST chest hair.
Memories :)

Oddly, I still find you attractive, Lucy... maybe I am just a sick, old, ugly pervert...
*peeks under the collar of his own shirt, only to discover that he has not yet grown his first chest hair. An expression of depression sweeps over his face*

*goes over to mr. T* no wonder you hate this guy so much.

*awkwardly looks at Judge Ternip* Hay aren't you my husband???
*stands next to him*
Few I'm glad I figured it out, I thought for a second i was married to that guy O.e *pointing at todd*

this is crazy! where is mrs Lovett, mr Todd?

I don't know where Mrs. Lovett or Mr.Todd are, but there is one thing I do know: I love Lucy!
*romantically embraces Lucy*

*me is too crazy to think on this so hugs back*

*returns, slamming the door open* Have any of you seen Johanna recently?

IT'S YOU!!!! YOU GANDERED AT MY WARD, JOHANNA! YES SIR, YOU GANDERED!!!
Johanna's mine, punk, so back off!

Steak
(lolol random sweeney vid I saw)

You gandered at my ward johanna you ganderer you gandered yes sir you gandered at my ward yes sir you gandered you gandered yes sit you gandered.
Anthony: Steak.

xD
OMG Its the pretty sailor girl who randomly pops in at the worst possible moments :D

steak? where?

I just ate some (not kidding)
Along with mash potatoes ;D

dang it! is there any gin around here? *thinks about gin*

Bay Rum is very brasing... At least that's what that grotesqe-looking guy says... I think his name in Bomb Fort? That's a silly name... Bomb Fort... Did you hear that he enjoys scaring small children?

hahah Bomb Fort?
reminds me of Bomb fart

the kind of fart your not aloud to do on an airpplane.

HAHA

yes i did hear that! he doesnt scare me!

Well, I know he scares me...

i just laugh because he is so ugly


i want gin!

pie!

Pirelli: Tequilla
Sweeney: Gin
Tequilla!
Gin!
Tequilla!
Gin!
Tequilla...Tequilla...Tequilla
Sweeney smacks pirelli over and over with a tea kettle
Gin!

HA! i saw that!

i want cake and pie! but for every sprinkle i find, i shall kill u!

i love.............................GIN!!!!!!­!!!­!


tequila!