ok you guys dont slit my throat for starting this but i think it would be a fun idea
so i want to see if we can go thru the whole Sweeney Todd script on here. songs included. so people will say lines character by character
so if i start by typing "Isnt there a room over the shop? if times is so hard, why dont you rent it out"
then the next person would type "O, up there, o no one will go near it, people think it's haunted" so we would go between people etc with the lines until we finish the movie
for songs we type out whatever character is next, so we do it line by line
you can include actions as well like
Sweeney: Well ive come home *holds razor out turns to right side holding razor far away from body* etc stuff like that
Then Sweeney crosses the room and opens the chest, Pirelli pulls himself up and is all bloody. And (favorite part) Mr.T drags the knife across Pirellis throat and lets him down into the trunk and closes it. :D
Turpin: Though it is my earnest wish to ever temper justice with mercy, your persistant dedication to a life of crime is an abomination before God and man, i therefore sentence you to hang by the neck until dead and may the lord have mercy on your soul. court is adjourned
Judge Turpin: Was he guilty?
Beadle: Well if he didn't do it he surly did something to earn him a hanging. Hee Hee
Judge Turpin: What man has not?
Beadle: Sorry?
Judge Turpin: No matter, come, walk home with me.
omg HAHA! who would want to marry an old and ugly judge. thats messed up. and what is Johanna? 16?
Beadle: forgive me, my lord. may i request, my lord. permission, my lord to speak. forgive me if i suggest, my lord. you're looking less than ur best, my lord. theres powder upon ur vest, my lord. and stubble upon ur cheek. and ladies, my lord, are weak.
Beadle: Fraid not though My Lord, I know a place My Lord, a barber My Lord of skill. Thus armed with a shaved face My Lord, some oder colongue to press My Lord, you'll dazzle the girl until.
Turpin:Until?
Beadle: She bows to your every will.
Turpin:Barber? Take me to him.
Beadle:His name is Todd My Lord and he is the very last word in barbering.
Kingdom_Hearts7 the lyrics are correct but some of the spelling is off. lol sorry
anyway...
im just gonna finish this since the lines are kinda short after this
Toby: They used to give it to us in the workhouse, so's we could sleep. not that you'd want to sleep in that place ma'am, all of the things wot happen in the dark
Lovett: thats nice love, i think im gonna pop in on Mr Todd for a tick, you okay lad?
Toby: leave the bottle (so i can get wasted as hell...)
Oops,sorry about that,and that's alright,I'm not the best speller in the world! Lol!
Sweeney:He won't be back.
Mrs.Lovett: (GASP!) Mr.T you didn't!?
(Sweeney nods to the trunk.)
Mrs.Lovett:(Opens trunk) (GASP!Again) Your barking mad! Killing a man what done you no harm?
Sweeney: He reconized me from the old days,tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs.Lovett: Oh,well, that's a diffrent matter, for a moment I thought you lost your marbles.(Opens trunk) Ugh, all that blood,poor bugger...Oh well (Reaches in and grabs Pirelli's purse) Well,waste not want not.
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Toby: got me from the workhouse. been there since i was born. Oh god! he's got an appointment with his tailor. if he's late, he'll blame me!
i'll do Lovett's line. again, its just one word.
Mrs. Lovett: Wait!
sorry for not being on, homework load has been massive lately. its crazy 0.o
Love Toby's face in that bit.
You guys are soo funny :p
Then Sweeney crosses the room and opens the chest, Pirelli pulls himself up and is all bloody. And (favorite part) Mr.T drags the knife across Pirellis throat and lets him down into the trunk and closes it. :D
This was an awesome idea! It's soooo much fun!
lol
Turpin: Though it is my earnest wish to ever temper justice with mercy, your persistant dedication to a life of crime is an abomination before God and man, i therefore sentence you to hang by the neck until dead and may the lord have mercy on your soul. court is adjourned
Judge Turpin: Was he guilty?
Beadle: Well if he didn't do it he surly did something to earn him a hanging. Hee Hee
Judge Turpin: What man has not?
Beadle: Sorry?
Judge Turpin: No matter, come, walk home with me.
Turpin: strangely, when i offered myself to her, she showed a certain...reluctance.
(gee i wonder why....)
Beadle: forgive me, my lord. may i request, my lord. permission, my lord to speak. forgive me if i suggest, my lord. you're looking less than ur best, my lord. theres powder upon ur vest, my lord. and stubble upon ur cheek. and ladies, my lord, are weak.
Turpin:Until?
Beadle: She bows to your every will.
Turpin:Barber? Take me to him.
Beadle:His name is Todd My Lord and he is the very last word in barbering.
Sorry if I got the lyrics wrong. : (
anyway...
im just gonna finish this since the lines are kinda short after this
Toby: They used to give it to us in the workhouse, so's we could sleep. not that you'd want to sleep in that place ma'am, all of the things wot happen in the dark
Lovett: thats nice love, i think im gonna pop in on Mr Todd for a tick, you okay lad?
Toby: leave the bottle (so i can get wasted as hell...)
Lovett: that lad is drinking me out of house and home. how long until Pirelli gets back?
Sweeney:He won't be back.
Mrs.Lovett: (GASP!) Mr.T you didn't!?
(Sweeney nods to the trunk.)
Mrs.Lovett:(Opens trunk) (GASP!Again) Your barking mad! Killing a man what done you no harm?
Sweeney: He reconized me from the old days,tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs.Lovett: Oh,well, that's a diffrent matter, for a moment I thought you lost your marbles.(Opens trunk) Ugh, all that blood,poor bugger...Oh well (Reaches in and grabs Pirelli's purse) Well,waste not want not.