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If Dr. Seuss had written Sweeney Todd!

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Opinion by slytherin360 posted 7 months ago
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GREEN PIES AND HAM



Sweeney: That Judge must die!
That Judge must die!
I really think
that Judge must die!

Mrs. Lovett: Would you like
a nice meat pie?

Sweeney: I do not want
your awful pie,
I have to get
the Judge to die!

Mrs. Lovett: Would you like one
by the sea?

Sweeney: I would not like one
by the sea.
Now, please, strange woman,
leave me be!
I do not like
your lousy pie.
Now let me plot:
The Judge must die!

Mrs. Lovett: Would you live
above my shop?
I kept your razors
and your strop!

Sweeney: All right. I'll live
above your shop.
I'll use my razors
and my strop.
I'll slit their throats,
then they will die.
We'll turn my patrons
Into pie!

6 comments
user photo claire-aka-bob said:
i loved that hehe
ty for that it made me laugh x
posted 6 months ago.
 
user photo Kalie23 said:
*chuckles* very excellent!!
posted 6 months ago.
 
user photo mrslovett_love said:
ha thats cool :)
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo Artemis7777 said:
funny :)<ha ha ha
posted 3 months ago.
 
user photo Jillywinkles said:
love it!
posted 2 months ago.
 
user photo MinnieMouse1223 said:
It sounds like an insane Dr. Seuss
posted 2 months ago.
 
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