Soooo, I had no idea what to make Tool for her birthday, and then I remembered how much she loved this, and so I`ve done her a birthday version =D (Also, my Photoshop is being a bitch today). HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWINNY WINNY KINNY MINNY LINNY TINNY♥
Where to begin, with our famous Tool?
Cute, smart and effortlessly cool
She`s a twin, a perv, and admittedly a spanker
Don`t say you hate Friends, she`ll call you a wanker!
She`s a legend, I mean, she made the Friends Whatever
That just shows that she`s hot AND clever ;)
Jonas Brothers? Nooo, Eminem`s her man
She hates the JB more than SophiaBrookefan!
She reminds me of a certain Mr.Bing
Sarcastic, loves Die-hard....she has the whole thing
Did I mention Mouth? He`s her secret crush
She won`t admit it though, it just makes her blush :P
Now Tool`s not all good, she can be freaky
She celebrates christmas in October....oh, so geeky
She hates clowns but she loves Halloween
She says they`re weird, now isn`t that just mean?
There`s only one thing that`s scarier than a clown
And that`s Tool when she`s been out on the town
Too many drinks makes her type like she`s high
"helo", "im alittlte drUnk" is what you`ll get *sigh*
But no matter how strange, how weird she can be
She`s always there when you`re feeling unhappy
Just one spank and you`ll instantly feel better
No matter where you are....she could spank through a letter!
So on her very special day
(She`s 20 now, old....but WAHEY =D)
Let`s all say Happy Birthday!
Our crazy, funny, loveable Tool....
Where would we be without you? :P
What kind of scary ass spanking clowns came to Tool`s birthday? NONE! =D
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Hilarious and awesome.
She'll love it :D <3
I floooooove it!
EXCEPT FOR THE STUPID IMAGE! I HATE IT!
But awww, this is totally AWESOME AMAZING AND FANTASTIC!
Thanks sooooo much!
ILY <3<3
Not even sorry ;D
Glad you like it, LY too!
Who`s rated this low btw? I know I`m no Shakespeare but FFS give me a break! LOL
I dont like it, I LOVE it! Its the second best poem EVER! Your friends poem are always #1 but this is toally AMAZING:D
IKR?! Stupid haters rating it low, FUCK OFF!
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