Loved that one. Here's one of MY favorites:
"Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms...or hits you with the pepper spray." Howard Wolowitz
One of my favorites from Penny: You know, anyone could rent that apartment now...an opera singer...the cast of STOMP...yeah, a tap dancing pirate with a wooden leg! *shakes leg for emphasis!*
In regards to Howard's comment about wearing the eye patch to look memorable:
Sheldon: "Ah, yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage, or the rutting baboon with engorged hindquarters."
Leonard: "Or in this case, Bar Mitzvah Boy with pink eye!"
Okay, I'm apparently the only one who likes Big Bang Theory quotes, but here's another:
Sheldon: "Defcon five means 'no danger.' Defcon one is a crisis."
Leonard: "How is five not worse than one?"
Raj: "Yeah. Star Trek five-worse than one!"
I LOVE TBBT quotes too, but school takes all my time to think of one =(. Anyway, the first time I heard this on I laughed so hard:
Leonard: Sheldon it's not that bad.
Sheldon: Not bad. It's horrible. I mean you hear stories about this sort of thing but you never think it will happen to you.
Leonard: So they steamed your dumpling get over it!
Sheldon-Now, are there air bags?
Leonard-You don't need air bags.
Sheldon-What if a simulated van rear-ends me?
Penny-I'll hit you in the face with a pillow.
another fav:
Leonard: What secret? Tell me what the secret.
Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is ok with it, but we can't tell Dad.
Leonard: Not that secret the other secret
Sheldon: I'M BATMAN! shhhh
Sheldon: "We have a bowl. Our keys go in a bowl. You should get a bowl."
Penny" So how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper forget his keys in the first place?"
Sheldon "...I left them in the bowl"
Penny: Uh oh, I just remebered where the emergancy key is
Sheldon Where?
Penny: In you apartment
Sheldon: What's it doing in my apartment?
Penny: Well, I went in there a few week ago, and you guys weren't home and I forgot about it there
Sheldon: you where in my...!? why would you-? what are you saying?!
Sheldon: How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?
Howard: Every year at comic con. Every day at Disneyland. You can hire Snow White to come to your house. Of course they prefer it if you have a kid
XD
Raj: If you do not stop hitting on my lady you will feel the full extent of my wrath!
Sheldon: I'm not hitting on her!
Lalita Gupta: And I am not your lady!
Howard: And you have no wrath.
Join this Club
Invite friend 
login or join fanpop to reply
"Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms...or hits you with the pepper spray." Howard Wolowitz
"The Closest thing we have to a daughter-in-law is that Jewish Boy Howard"
"Bartender, ALEXANDER ME!"
"So you got canned, huh?"
"Theoretical Physicists do not get canned...but yeah."
Sheldon: "Ah, yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage, or the rutting baboon with engorged hindquarters."
Leonard: "Or in this case, Bar Mitzvah Boy with pink eye!"
Leonard: sit down!
Howard: okay.
Sheldon: "Defcon five means 'no danger.' Defcon one is a crisis."
Leonard: "How is five not worse than one?"
Raj: "Yeah. Star Trek five-worse than one!"
Penny comes in with a little pink suitcase which Leonard thinks is perfect and Howard says "for taking daffodils to your unicorn"
Sheldon: Okay moving to psychiatric disorders list all abnormal behavioral diagnoses e.g. depression, anxiety, etc.
Penny: Oh my God, what the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder?
Sheldon:…episodes of sub-psychotic rage…
Leonard: Sheldon it's not that bad.
Sheldon: Not bad. It's horrible. I mean you hear stories about this sort of thing but you never think it will happen to you.
Leonard: So they steamed your dumpling get over it!
"if you have time to lean, you have time to clean"
XD
These are amazing quotes, they make me go colon capital D! lol
Leonard-You don't need air bags.
Sheldon-What if a simulated van rear-ends me?
Penny-I'll hit you in the face with a pillow.
(Talking about Sheldon)
Will Wheaton: what's wrong with him?
Stuart: everyone has a different theory
Leonard: What secret? Tell me what the secret.
Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is ok with it, but we can't tell Dad.
Leonard: Not that secret the other secret
Sheldon: I'M BATMAN! shhhh
"she was engaged to my cousin while she was sleeping with my brother, so she's kind of family"
Penny" So how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper forget his keys in the first place?"
Sheldon "...I left them in the bowl"
Sheldon Where?
Penny: In you apartment
Sheldon: What's it doing in my apartment?
Penny: Well, I went in there a few week ago, and you guys weren't home and I forgot about it there
Sheldon: you where in my...!? why would you-? what are you saying?!
"YOU'RE THE MILK THEIF!!"
(sorry I just saw this episode and love that whole scene)
Howard: Every year at comic con. Every day at Disneyland. You can hire Snow White to come to your house. Of course they prefer it if you have a kid
XD
Sheldon: I'm not hitting on her!
Lalita Gupta: And I am not your lady!
Howard: And you have no wrath.