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This goes out to all my fellow Narniacs who booed (or at least grimaced) at the infamous Suspian Kiss of Doom in the movie. And Dr. Elwin Ransom wrote this on NarniaWeb, so don't thank me (or hate me, depending on who you are) for the brilliance and dead accuracy of this parody. IT'S NOT ME.
In case you haven't figured it out by now, this is sung to the tune of "The Call". Enjoy, rate and comment, duckies!
The Wail
It started out as a feeling
And then our annoyance grew and grew —
As Susan and Caspian locked their lips
We knew the rumor was sadly true.
And then our screams grew louder and louder,
'Til they were a banshee cry:
Don’t let it back
In the sequel!
Because it's not canonical!
Just because the plot is changing,
Doesn't mean there won’t be a
Collective fan roar.
Now we can do what
We should have done last time:
Go online and start up a war!
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Happy belated anniversary, mom and dad! You both know how much I hate romance, but this stupid plot bunny wouldn't let go of me. I kept thinking of how freakin' tired I was of Suspian, and how funny it would be if she wound up with that nerd in the movie, and how Dad is the nerd and Mom is the Susan...so, yeah. I caved. Pardon me if the writing is rough and the romance is awful; I've never done anything like this before.
So it is with much love that I grudgingly present to you this giftfic...
~ Phyllis ~
“I hope it stays clear tonight,” Susan murmured, glancing out the window as she swept the last of the cookie-dough crumbs off the countertop. A light breeze ruffled the lace curtains, mixing fresh air with the warm, sweet aroma that filled the room, and the radio crackled cheerfully in the background.
The kitchen was a marvelous place when cookies were baking.
“They smell so good, Mummy...”
“Mmm, they do.” She knelt down with her daughter to admire the golden-brown delights. “And look, Lucy! They're almost done. You're going to have a lot on your hands, guarding those from your...
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bear with me, im about to go nuts criticizing Narnia fan fiction here. ok *deep breath* here i go... i have nothing against the fan fiction itself... i write some in fact, but some fan fiction stories about the Pevensies... are...well... let me put it this way.... IT IRRITATES THE *beeeeeeeep* OUT OF ME!!! im serious. there are a lot of good Pevensie fiction out there, but there are sooooo many stupid stories that deserve to be burned!!! ...except...well... you cant do that online.... you can comment your criticism but no one pays attention to that.... anyway... i just finished reading one retarded story about Edmund Pevensie. Edmund is my favorite character in the series so that's why i got so pissed off. The writer of the story put another character from our world in the Prince Caspian book, a girl. A sixteen year old girl, who loves to swear, sing songs about sex, and she loves to complain. Naturally, i disliked this character from the start, but in the story, Edmund "checks her out", "spies on her when she's undressing", and "makes out with her when she's naked". Disgusted yet? I was. The author of the story completely mocked Narnia and the Pevensies, making Edmund AND Peter...
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