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Opinion by
arrowone
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10 months ago
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I'm going to give it a try. Like that Colbert Report guy. Alright here we go.
1. If I want my kids to see the Godfather, I'll rent them the Godfather.
2. The day these same kids weep over anything a district attorney's going through is the day I bathe
3) The day these kids ever stop being mad at aaron eckhart for what I bet appears to the 9-year old to be an obstruction of the action caused by eckhart and his dilemma always being in the way. WE like it because we're adults and it separates batman from even superman, the idea that he WOULD and DID take a murder rep for the good of the people AND still function. Superman...would never be trusted. Spider-Man...that's pretty heavy heat. But Batman's doing what he does in the dark, you know nothing about him, you're not catching him...the question is if you were 6-years old like you were when you saw Superman, would you care? Would you follow it? Kiddies, this is YOUR Batman movie. 80% of the Batman story is right here. Did YOU really like it?
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Opinion by
arrowone
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10 months ago
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As you all know, audio tape has surfaced in which my client the American Psycho himself went off on his director of photography for the Terminator shoot for nearly three and a half minutes because he jumped in front of his view. For the record, my client was not mad at the director of photography. He was frustrated because his career, and the Terminator franchise, is now in the hands of McG. That means not only will the action be as up-close, quick-cut and unwatchable, but the new score will be something Chingy did or something. McG is one of those directors who sits in the back of the room while his friends pat him on the back simply for GETTING a gig like Charlies Angels Full Throttle that doesn't even have to be good to have all the IPOD Soul-Plane watching 10-year olds in the theatre. Everybody is telling this young kid it's cool to simply GET a gig, not see it through in any kind of viable way. We can leave that thinking to everyone outside of Hollywood. Here we give people labelled neurotic outside Hollywood the chance to show what's been stirring in their head this whole time. McG should sell insurance on a flipping refrigerator if he thinks it's so baller to merely HAVE a...
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Opinion by
arrowone
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10 months ago
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I heard Katie Holmes asked off the project because other people who like Batman said she was too chirpy and Dawson's Creekish and holier-then-thou as if cathedrals as dark as this one can't benefit from a single ridiculously bright candle. What is wrong with people? This internet needs a better class of Batman fan. I'm only one of the many who have come before me who know better then any other group of fan that you must NEVER judge an actor or actress on their prior works. Only Dark Knight fans know BEST that you can take a guy from brokeback mountain and make him a bad guy the most sarcastic jerk alive will PREFER. Katie Holmes was the moral center and thing to save and care about in Batman Begins. The part where she told the bridgeworker she was a DA and didn't show a badge was pretty stupid, but that was quite a good performance. If you really want to REALLY appreciate Katie Holmes's performance, imagine you're seeing it through a kid's eyes. He's probably creeped out by this movie. Then along comes Katie Holmes to smack Bale in the face to tell him his father would be ashamed of him. Anyway, if you haven't seen the Batman 3 blog, go read it. I could turn that baby into...
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