First of all, this is by no means an acceptance speech. DrDevience started the tradition of us constructive criticism award winners NOT giving a speech, and therefor I'm continuing it. Besides, it's like, four months later, and you're still waiting for my acceptance speech? Aren't you lovely and devoted fans! But alas, I shall disappoint you, yet again. That is the curse of being worshiped.
Second of all, I thought I'd just say what everyone has been thinking-- the 2009 Fanpoppies were cold. Ice cold. Actually, that's a little unfair. Ice cold implies that there was effort that went in to making it ice cold. No, I'd say it was more... lukewarm. There was the minimal effort required... and no more.
Shocked, are you, that I dare say such a thing so boldly, and without sugarcoating it? Though I am known for being diplomatic, I'm channeling the spirit of the good doctor here, and she insists that I speak my mind. She would if she were here.
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