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Top 5 Reasons I Did Not Win A FanPoppy

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Opinion by mynameisearl posted 4 months ago
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David Letterman and the top "FIVE" list
Top 5 reasons why I did not win a FanPoppy award:

5. No Comment

4. I stink at writing Soapbox articles and adding cool Links for the Torrie Wilson spot

3. I won't PICK my nose like Jerry Seinfeld or take nudes PHOTOS like Vanessa Hudgens or make a sex VIDEO like Paris Hilton

2. I add absolutely nothing to the NFL Cheerleaders spot

and the number one reason why I did not win a Fanpoppy award is..

1. Everybody Hates Me
5 comments
user photo EverybodyLies said:
..Dave Letterman does the top 10.
D:
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo Cinders said:
Sorry you weren't recognized. Way to morph your bitterness into something... constructive? Heh heh...
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo dazl said:
At least you channeled your latent rage into something Fanpoppish...instaed of attacking the neighbours Beemer with an axe to vent your frustration.
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo scififan said:
hmmmm..ya know I didn't win anything either...but I think Cinders is right about this one...
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo harold said:
It must be frustrating to post so much content...which is then viewed by so many people...and often have no one rate it. Other fans, offended by far fewer views without ratings than yours, formed the Voluntary Rating Squad of Fanpop to call attention to criminally under-rated (that is, little to no ratings, not low ratings) content. You might try posting some of your content there to get some ratings.

On another note, I wouldn't get too bent out of shape at the nominations and awards. I realize that your entire article was meant to be sarcastically humorous, but I still feel I should point out for anyone who did feel left out: the Fanpoppies are still getting established. There were a lot of people reading about the awards, but only a few dozen people actually submitted any nominations, and even fewer people voted. I trust that the awards will gain traction with the larger mass of users over time.
posted 4 months ago.
last edited 4 months ago
 
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