The Mooninites

The Mooninites, Ignignokt (voiced by Dave Willis) and Err (voiced by Matt Maiellaro), are two pixelated, video game-like two-dimensional inhabitants of the Moon who see Earth primitive in every way, though they are frequently seen on it.

Submitted by Cabutchikas 10 months ago

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The Mooninites, Ignignokt and Err, having their huge fight while taking on the long trip to Canada.

At night, Ignignokt said, "In your face, Err, I have finally make out with Bridgette, Gwen, Lindsay and Beth on their own asses!" Err glares at Ignginokt and said, "No, you didn't, Ignignokt. That was the big beehive and that ass you thought is only the bear's balls." Ignignokt look at the bear and it growled. Meanwhile, Ignignokt smiles and said, "I won, Err, and you have no sexuality in my horny bitch's ass!" Ignignokt gives Err their 2 middle fingers and flips him off several....

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The Mooninites, Ignignokt and Err, best male friends for life until their first days of their loss of their virginities.

One day, Ignignokt was pointing at the earth and said, "Look, Err, it's Lindsay and Beth in Canada. We should eat their red carpet and give them our anal sex and our humping oral sex." "Yeah, man!" said Err, waving. "So we can give them our doggy style with our mice-humping anal sex! Oh god! I'm toasted!" "The innocence shall suffer big time while I'm ready to have sex with Totally Dramatic Lindsay and you're ready to have sex with Beth." Err gasped and asked,...

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Once upon a time, the Mooninites, Ignignokt and Err, escape from the distant planet after they arguing about their lives and Ignignokt's lack of intelligence while Ignignokt mixing their ship made of penises instead of fixing. Meanwhile, they went back to the moon and found out it got destroyed by their microwave.

"Holy shit, Err," said Ignignokt. "It look like that bullfrog destroy our birthplace, right?" "No, man," said Err. "That wasn't a bullfrog, dude. It was Yoda and he was throwing up." "Look, Err," said Ignignokt pointing at the york stuck on the tree. "The tree with a...