Opinion by 
bwright
posted
2 years ago
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These are in no particular order.
Michael: It was a crime of passion Jan, not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
Dwight: Every day for eight years I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees and for eight years people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now? (Eyes teared up as effect of pepper sprady)
Dwight:No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs and get a distress call from the commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and go around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.
Michael:Wikipedia, is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.
Toby: I don't think Michael intended to punish me by putting Ryan back here with Kelly but if he did, well, genius.
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Opinion by
bwright
posted
2 years ago
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I think theres a lot of people joining and already in the office group and I think it's time to keep track of it...:
Btw...the graph on the right...is fake and from google images so yeah.
Friday April 6, 2007 6:14 PM EST -1285
Friday April 6, 2007 10:20 PM EST-1292
Saturday April 7, 2007 10:56 AM EST-1300
Saturday April 7, 2007 6:15 PM EST- 1305
Sunday April 8, 2007 8:32 PM EST- 1316
Monday April 9, 2007 3:22 AM EST- 1322
Tuesday April 10, 2007 5:33 PM EST- 1346
Wednesday April 11, 2007 12:02 AM EST- 1351
Wednesday April 11, 2007 8:57 PM EST- 1359
Thursday April 12, 2007 2:09 AM EST-1363
Thursday April 12, 2007 7:51 PM EST-1367
Friday April 13, 2007 3:05 AM EST- 1372
Saturday April 14, 2007 11:49 AM EST- 1386
Saturday April 14, 2007 11:29 PM EST- 1394
Sunday April 15, 2007 12:54 PM EST- 1396
Sunday April 15, 2007 5:15 PM EST- 1397
Monday April 16, 2007 12:00 PM EST- 1407
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Opinion by 
_lina_
posted
1 year ago
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Rumours have been swirling in the medical world of a new and extremely catching disease: Officeonitis. Cases are popping up around the globe, faster than would be believed possible. Scientists are working frantically for a cure, but so far, none has been found, and numbers of those willing to try are dwindling as more and more succomb to this sickness.
It presents itself in a mild to serious case of obsessive behaviour. Those infected are known to spend hours every day on web sites, trying to satisfy their hunger for more Office news. Withdrawal results in daydreaming, the inability to concentrate, and restless behaviour. Officeonitis can affect anyone, and there have been cases reported of Officeonitis in children as young as 2. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
1. A squeal of delight whenever the date of April 10, 2008 is mentioned.
2. Beginning every question asked with the word "Question."
3. Shouting the words "That's what she said!" after any statement that could be considered a sexual innuendo.
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