Favorite One-Liner?

Now that I think about it Andy and Angela could actually make a pretty good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.

-Pam

There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

-Pam

AHH ALSO:
One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

-Jim

You're a presentation tool!

-Michael

So, where are you mailing your foot?

-Jim

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD! NOOOOO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - Michael

"Maybe YOU'RE in the ceiling." -Andy

"I think we broke his brain." -Pam

"I AM CUTTING OFF PHYLLIS' HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW! ...ren-nen-nen..."
-Andy

"Dwight may have won the battle... but I will win... the next battle."
-Andy

"Lord Beer me strength."
-Jim

"I hate...so much...about the things that you choose to be."
-Michael

"I use to run and get a runner's high. Now, I lift." - Angela Fun Run (deleted scenes?. And that quote might not be spot on.

"Dwight You Ignorant Slut!"
- Michael

"Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. That is - you - a man. A man version. Um... But until then, I can hold my head up. I'm not gay."
-Pam

"Swing loose sweet chariots"

-Creed

"My kid needs shoes" -Meredith from the Promotion

" Dwight, you ignorant slut. " -Michael Scott : Safety Training

"Im not superstitious, I'm only a little stitious."

-Michael

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

-Jim as Dwight

That's what she said. - Micheal