CHRISTMAS MYSTERY: All the decorations for the party have been stolen. Dwight begins interrogating suspects. Who gives the best reason for why they wouldn't have done it?
Pick one:
He gave up 3 million for Dunder Mifflin; he would never hurt the company
He was planning on using the decorations in a prank on Dwight
He couldn't have cared less
She spent hours and hours decorating the place and stealing is a sin
He thought the Christmas decorations were cheap looking and didn't want them
He had planned to invite his friends over that evening to have a party
She wasn't even aware there were decorations up
When the theft occured, she was taking a bong hit from her Bong Water w/ her pimp