HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO: Dwight decides to put his profile on Match.com (he was rejected by EHarmony) in the hopes of meeting someone. What is his profile entitled?
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Beet Farmer Seeking Mate to Give Birth to Thirsty Babies
Assistant To Regional Manager Looking For A Secret Assistant
Paper Salesman Searching For Woman To Snare, Trap and Tame
Gun Nut and Assistant Sensei; Will Protect You To Death
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