Homer: Marge, kids, I have something big to tell you.
Marge: Did you get fired?
Bart: Did you kill someone?
Lisa: Are we moving?
Maggie: Goo!
Homer: No, no, and no, but it’s even better. I’ve been doing some exercise lately-,
Marge: Did you lose a lot of weight?
Homer: Even better, I was picked to be on The Biggest Loser!
Lisa: Dad! You should have known better.
Marge: Lisa, how is that a bad thing?
Lisa: The only reason those contestants go on the show is so they can be videotaped, non-stop for weeks, and then look like they lost an insane amount of weight, but they eat like pigs every meal and gain the weight back. Those scales are rigged, so it’s a never ending cycle that’s attracted millions of views and made it possible to have 8 seasons! Those scoundrels, giving overweight people false hope, when really the producers stuff them like stuffed animals. It’s cruelty.
Homer: I’m getting paid.
Lisa: Buy me a pony!
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