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Article by
triton
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9 months ago
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Here are more ideas I came up with that might be good for future The Simpsons episodes...take a look and tell which one you like the best!
"Meow! Manhattan"
As the Simpsons family prepare their annual spring cleaning, Homer makes a mistake while packaging go-away stuff and believes Snowball was Marge's sisters' old cat lamp, which looks like exactaly like Snowball, and put her unknowingly in the box to be shipped away to the land of abandoned and unuseful objects. However, a airport switcheroo due to economic reasons bring the stuff along with Snowball to Manhattan, New York. When Lisa hears about this, she informs the others about Snowball's disappearance; and on a frantic search, they head to Manhattan to find Snowball before something bad really happens to her.
"Homer Schooling"
Due to complicated water plumbling problems at Springfield Elementary, Principal Skinner and Willie are forced to stay to clean up the mess while the kids are given a week off. To the much dismay of Lisa's sadden face and Bart's estatic reaction, Marge goes beserk and realizes that the children need to be...
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Fan fiction by
tvluva49
posted
9 months ago
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Homer: Marge, kids, I have something big to tell you.
Marge: Did you get fired?
Bart: Did you kill someone?
Lisa: Are we moving?
Maggie: Goo!
Homer: No, no, and no, but it’s even better. I’ve been doing some exercise lately-,
Marge: Did you lose a lot of weight?
Homer: Even better, I was picked to be on The Biggest Loser!
Lisa: Dad! You should have known better.
Marge: Lisa, how is that a bad thing?
Lisa: The only reason those contestants go on the show is so they can be videotaped, non-stop for weeks, and then look like they lost an insane amount of weight, but they eat like pigs every meal and gain the weight back. Those scales are rigged, so it’s a never ending cycle that’s attracted millions of views and made it possible to have 8 seasons! Those scoundrels, giving overweight people false hope, when really the producers stuff them like stuffed animals. It’s cruelty.
Homer: I’m getting paid.
Lisa: Buy me a pony!
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It's a big call, but this newspaper website in Australia (it's Simpsons-mad, too) is claiming the ultimate Simpsons quiz. Are they correct? They've got an easy top 25 and a really, really tricky top 25 that's certainly challenging. So, check out the link and tell us - is it the ultimate Simpsons quiz?
Some of trickier questions include:
6: How many times has Millhouse turned 10?
7: What was the name of Homer's personal assistant?
8: What 3 questions does Homer ask the head of the Kwik-E-Mart corporation?
9: On what does Lisa wish for world peace?
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