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Fan fiction by
BeSafe
posted
11 months ago
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Okay so here are some cute little acrostic poems I wrote for the X-Files, I hope you enjoy...:)
X-FILES
(e)Xtremely sensitive
Files
Involving
Leads pertaining to
Extraterrestrials investigated by special agents
Scully and Mulder
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MULDER
Mulling over often
Unexplainable occurrences,
Looking for otherworldly answers that cant be
Denied, knowing all the while that around
Every corner ridicule awaits, but having the courage to continue
Regardless in a never ending search for the truth
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SCULLY
Searching for earthbound answers
Canvassing all but the skies,
Unaware as of yet on which plane all the answers
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Ok, I did not write this myself, and have been unable to find out who did (if you know, please let me know!) but I have a feeling it was a group effort. I remembered reading these YEARS ago - and laughing my ass off - and thought I'd look them to share with you. Enjoy!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:
Fox Mulder: No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.
Dana Scully: There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need more evidence.
Walter Skinner: <teeth clenched> You've got 24 hours to find out why that @!!*@!@ chicken crossed the road!!!
CSM: <blows puff of smoke> There was no chicken.
Alex Krycek: Because he can't decide WHAT side he's really on.
Byers: It was trying to escape the most heinous and evil force of the twentieth century.
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Please join IBG Inc. on Saturday, 14 November 2009 in Los Angeles, CA, for an afternoon to celebrate “The X-Files” series and films, while raising funds for a number of worthy charities. The Event will feature a moderated Q&A panel with in person appearances by Frank Spotnitz, Gillian Anderson and other TBA members of “The X-Files” team*.
A limited number of VIP tickets, available for $125, can be purchased here beginning September 22, 2009: http://www.ibginc.org/tickets
VIP tickets to the event grant the holder front section seating, in-person autograph with participating panelists (to date: Frank Spotnitz and Gillian Anderson) and admission to the VIP party (please note that panelists are invited, but not obligated/guaranteed to attend the VIP party).
In addition, “Meet and Greets” with Gillian Anderson will be auctioned on eBay with registration beginning September 22, 2009. “Meet and Greets” with Frank Spotnitz and TBA panelists will also be available for auction in the coming weeks.
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