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Tiva Quotes!

Lie_to_Me_123 posted on Nov 05, 2009 at 12:14PM
Well, I saw this on the Huddy spot, so I thought we could try it here?

Anyway, just put quotes that apply to Tiva.

This could be:

1. Quotes that they've said to each other.
2. From Tony about Ziva.
3. From Ziva about Tony.
4. From other people about their relationship.
5. Just random quotes that remind you of them!

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I'm gonna start this forum off with the first words that Ziva said to Tony :D

Ziva: Having phone sex?

I'm not gonna hog all the major ones! :P
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maddy12 said:
-Truth or Consequences, Season 7

Ziva: Tony, WHY are you here?
Tony: Couldn't live without you, I guess.

I love this one! :D
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^ Probably one of the most famous Tiva quotes ever! :D

Reunion

Ziva: Because you've always had my back.

This one made me cry!
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Just a conversation between our favorite medical examiner and crazy ninja chick.:)

Ducky: Well, why do you moniter Tony?
Ziva: I don't moniter Tony.
Ducky: Yes, you do, my dear.Like a mother with a toddler.
Ziva: That's a good description.
Ducky: Or a woman with a wayward lover.

-Angel Of Death, Season 4 finale.
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I absolutely LOVED Ducky in that moment! Go Ducky!

Ziva: Do you believe in Soulmates?
Tony: They were on Decker, right? Sort of a disco thing? Sing a few bars, I'll get it.
Ziva: You'll never get it.

-Designated Target, Season 5.

I loved this quote because it shows that Ziva may think of Tony as her soulmate, and from the way he stared after her as she went indicates the same about him :D
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How could anyone leave this out?

Tony: Didn't we get our fill of secret agendas and lying and manipulation during the previous administration?
Ziva: Look, I, too, had hoped things would be different by now.
Tony: I'd like to go up and give Vance a piece of my mind.
Ziva: The way you're losing it, I don't think you have enough to spare!
Tony: I'd take that toothpick of his and shove it up the SecNav's cigar.
Ziva: You have had enough of this job, then.
Tony: I like the job. I don't like the politics. Wasn't kidding about that part earlier.
Ziva: If you had ever had some military training, then maybe you would have learned to follow orders.
Tony: What, like you? We were given a direct order not to engage. I recall that you were the first one to throw a punch.
Ziva: It was a reflex!
Tony: Hmm. Really? Then what happened after? The last thing I remember before the lights went out was you Kimbo Slicing through a room full of guards. Was that a reflex?
Ziva: Yes! It was! Gunshot went off. I saw you -- [long pause]
Tony: I'm tired of pretending.
Ziva: So am I.

-Cloak, Season 6.

After the scene, I was like, "Holy cow, they almost slipped!" I loved this scene so much.:) They were being less subtle. Or at least Ziva is. I don't know with Tony, because I'm not sure if he was referring to having to lie for the administration, or if he's tired of playing games with Ziva.

But still, this episode could be considered a turning point in the Tony/Ziva dynamic.
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And don't forget this golden Tiva moment:


(Ziva gives Tony her long stare.)
Tony: What?
Ziva: You seem, um…different.
Tony: Taller? Hotter?
Ziva: Older.
Tony: Well, it’s been over four months.
Ziva: You still beating yourself up over Jenny?
Tony: (looks away from Ziva) Not as much as I used to.
Ziva: Drinking?
Tony: Not as much as I used to.
(Ziva touches his shoulder to get him to look at her)
Ziva: You could have called.

-Agent Afloat, Season 6

I remember hating Gibbs for awhile afterwards. HE JUST CHOSE THE WRONG MOMENT TO END THE PHONECALL AND STEP IN. Gibbs, that was just great.
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Tony: [holding a letter] You ever lied to someone you love?
Ziva: [pauses] yes.
Tony: Did they ever forgive you?
Ziva: They never found out.

A heart-to-heart between Tony and Ziva. Heartbreaking, as well.
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Abby: Everybody else gave you up for dead, even Ziva.

It's one of the reasons why I love Abby so much, you know? She's such a great friend.:) Who knows, maybe she'll be the one who'd get Tony and Ziva together!
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(Tony headslaps McGee)
McGee: What was that for?
Tony: Believeing I was dead.
McGee: Hey, I never believed you were dead.Ziva's the one who gave up on you.
(Tony looks at her)
Ziva: Don't even think about the head slap!

The way he looked at her when McGee mentioned that Ziva's the one who gave up.....DAMN.
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McGee: Tony wouldnt've carried it with him, ya know? His sheild and his id, not if he was undercover.I mean, he would've stashed it in the car.Maybe under the seat.Just because we found his id doesn't mean it's Tony.
Ziva: His car, his weapon, both of his cell phones, McGee?

Everyone can tell Ziva was on the verge of breaking in that scene. The worry was written all over her face. You just can't help feeling her pain.
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-All quotes from Bury Your Dead, Season 5.

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Ziva: What?
Tony: You don't look so bad. McGee said you were a wreck.
[Goes to touch Ziva's head, but she slams his hand down on the desk] I was just gonna tussle your hair. Sometimes it makes you smile.
Ziva: Sorry.

- Recoil, Season 5.

I think I nearly died when he said that!

Also in that episode...

Tony: I wasn't trying to make light of what you went through. Just trying to snap you out of your headspace.
Ziva: I have perfectly good space in my head.
Tony: Great. Then let's get a drink. You talk, I'll listen.


This is just EPIC. *squeals in fangirly joy*

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Ziva: But for my sanity, could you stop calling me probie?
Tony: But I say it with LOVE.

- Code of Conduct, Season 7

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Just remembered this one! I smile every time I watch how awkward they because they obviously know what they are saying is true! :D

Ziva: It was no secret. He's writing about us!
Tony: Oh come on, it's not about us. I mean the whole part about Lisa and her broken heart.
Ziva: The memento she keeps from a relationship that would never have a chance to happen.
Tony: Yeah, where’s he getting that? Or the scene between Lisa and Tommy where they pour out their hearts to each other and spill their secrets.
Ziva: [Laughs] When he tries to explain the profound nature of his identity crisis.
Tony: Yeah! I mean the hidden struggle between ‘who he is?’ and ‘what he’s becoming?’ I don't even know what it is.
Ziva: Totally unrealistic.
Tony: Would never happen.

- Cover Story, Season 4.
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Another one I love.

Tony: She died alone.
Ziva: We are all alone.
Tony: Yeah, thanks for that. I just mean that she never got married, never had any children. I never even heard her talk about it.
Ziva: (Sighs and looks away.)
Tony: Paris... That’s when it must have happened.
Ziva: The two of them alone, in another world…
Tony: Putting their lives in each others hands, every day.
Ziva: Not to mention the long nights…
Tony: It was inevitable.
Ziva: (Looks at him for a moment and then says) Nothing is inevitable.
Tony: (Keeps looking at her)

I love it because it's like Tony is basically confessing, with the whole 'It was inevitable' thing.
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I'm on a bit of a Tiva high atm, so I keep getting reminded of them!

Tony: Ziva! Hey! What the hell are you doing?
Ziva: I can disarm it.
Tony: OK... Well, great. Let's go outside and talk about this.
Ziva: If it detonates before EOD gets here, we'll lose evidence.
Tony: Well, what a bummer! That would be a real shame. Ziva! ZIVA! This has to be the stupidest thing any human being has ever done!
Ziva: Then why are you following me Tony?
Tony: I don't frickin' know!
Ziva: Here, hold this.
Tony: Any idea what's going to happen if this cellphone rings?
(Ziva works at disarming the bomb)
Tony: I can see down your shirt right now.
Ziva: I don't think your new girlfriend would like that.
Tony: What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about.
Ziva: I'm talking about you and the fact that you no longer stare at every woman when they pass you by.
Tony: Well, I'm looking down your shirt right now.
Ziva: See anything good?
Tony: Yeah. Real good, but I'm not entirely sure it's worth dying...
(Ziva clips the wire)
Tony: ... over.
Ziva: Not worth dying over. (She zips up her jacket). I'll remember that.
Tony: What if I said it was?
Ziva: Now you'll never know.

*Fangirl Squealing Starts* :D :D

It just makes me smile so much! And she smiles because he says it! :D
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I can't believe I forgot this one! *doh!*

Tony: I had no choice.
Ziva: That's a lie.
Tony: Why would I lie to you, Ziva?
Ziva: To save your worthless ass.
Tony: From who? Vance? Mossad?
Ziva: You jeopardized your entire career and for what?
Tony: For you. He was playing you Ziva.
Ziva: And for some reason you felt it was your to job to protect me?!
Tony: I did what I had to do.
Ziva: You killed him.
Tony: If I hadn't you be having this conversation with him, but maybe that's the way you'd prefer it.
Ziva: Perhaps I would!
Tony: Okay, why don't you just get this out. You wanna take a punch, take a swing, get it out of your system, go ahead, do it!
Ziva: Be careful, Tony, because much like Michael I only need one.
Tony: And that's what you're really angry isn't it? That's what's bothering you. It's not that he's dead, it's that your Mossad boyfriend got his ass kicked by a chump like me!
Ziva: You took advantage of him.
Tony: He attacked me! What was I supposed to....
[Ziva kicks Tony to the ground.]
Ziva: You saw a glass table, you pushed him back, you dropped him on it. He was impaled in the side by a shard of glass, bloody... gasping for air....
Tony: I guess you read my report.
Ziva: I memorised it! You could've left it at that, you could've walked away, but no, you let him up! You put four in his chest!
Tony: You weren't there.
Ziva: You could've put one in his leg!
Tony: You. Weren't. There.
Ziva: But I should've been!
Tony: You loved him...
Ziva: I guess I'll never know.
[Ziva gets up and leaves Tony lying there.]

- Aliyah, Season 6 Finale.

I feel my heart breaking just thinking about that argument.

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Onto some lighter Tiva quotes....

Ziva: I'm braless.
Tony: I noticed that earlier. But on a phone, they're bars.

- Boxed In, Season 3

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Abby [to Tony & Nikki over teleconference]: I didn't know you guys were sharing a room.
Ziva [to Abby]: They're sharing a room?
Tony: We're not exactly sharing a room.
Ziva: Either they're sharing a room, or they're not sharing a room, I don't see what's so exact or not exact about it.

- In the Zone, Season 5

Classic case of the Green Eyed Monster! I LOVE IT!
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This is another one of their few Green Eyed Monster moments:

Ziva: It is very clear what you would like to have against her.
Tony: Excuse me?
Ziva: You want to sleep with her.
Tony: I... well, so what if I do?
Ziva: Same old Tony. I thought the new Tony wanted something more.. a real relationship.
Tony: I was pretending to be someone else!
Ziva: Well, you could've fooled me. I thought you had grown.
Tony: I'm not particularly interested in outgrowing sex.
Ziva: Sure it would be nice Tony, but it would be meaningless, empty; it would be wrong for you! She's a pretty girl, but she's just a girl! The man you were becoming needs a woman! Or at least I thought you did.
she leaves and Tony stares after her)

-Identity Crisis, Season 5.

The man he was becoming needs a woman. Apparently, the woman Ziva was referring to was herself. I think she couldn't be any more obvious.

Sadly though, I feel as if she has to get a projector so that Tony could CLEARLY UNDERSTAND what her signals and things she say to him mean.
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Blue85 said:
Ziva: What are you doing?
Tony: I'm trying to picture you pregnant.
Ziva: Don't!
Tony: I have to, I'm gonna be a father! (If only...)
-Under Covers: Season 3

Tony: Hey, listen, if this thing goes off, I just want you to know....
Ziva: This is not your fault, Tony.
Tony: Uh, no, I was going to say your life would have had more meaning if you would have slept with me.
Ziva: If you had anything else on your mind, perhaps I would have.
Tony: Really?
Ziva: No.
-Boxed In Season 3

Ziva: (After Tony receives a phone call) So, test results came back already?
Tony: (Sarcastic) Yes, I'm pregnant, McGee is going to be very proud.
-Driven, Season 4



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Tony and Ziva talking about McGee and his new ladylove:

Ziva: Well they seem good together...like it was meant to be?
Tony: If you believe in that kinda thing.
-Endgame, Season 7.

THAT WAS VERY SUBTEXT-HEAVY.

IT'S THE TONY AND ZIVA WE'VE GROWN TO LOVE OVER THE YEARS.
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Ziva: The last thing I need is a Chad Dunham... HOWEVER...
Tony: What?
[Both Laugh]

I thought that was quite subtext heavy as well. I mean, I don't know about other people but I have no clue why they were laughing.
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In the famous words of Marvin Gaye, I have some advice for them both.

Stop beating round the bush!

Enough said. xDD

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Blue85 said:
Tony: I'm sorry, Ziva.
Ziva: No. It is I who am sorry.
(She touches his face and kisses his cheek gently)
--Reunion

Such a heartfelt moment.



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Gibbs [to Ziva]: He's not the only one you need to speak to.

Reunion, Season 7

This quote is from Bones and I thought it really suited them after I saw it on a YouTube video.

Booth: Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate creatures, just circling each other, all searching for that slightest hint of a real connection. Some look in the wrong places, some just give up hope because in their mind they're thinking "Oh there's nobody out there for me." But all of us, we keep trying over and over again. Why? Because every once in a while...every once in a while, two people meet and there's that spark. And yes, Bones, he's handsome and she's beautiful and maybe that's all they see at first, but making love...making love...that's when two people become one.

Brennan: It is scientifically impossible for two objects to occupy the same space.

Booth: Yeah, but what's important is we try. And when we do it right, we get close.

Brennan: To what? Breaking the laws of physics?

Booth: Yeah, Bones. A miracle.
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(Ziva and Tony go to leave and Ziva notices the pictures of her in her bathing suit tacked to a tack board.)
Ziva: What are those doing on your wall?
Tony: How…how did those get there?
(walking ship)
Ziva: McGee was specifically told to destroy those photos.
Tony: I guess he forgot.
Ziva: Well then perhaps I should remind him.
Tony: Go easy on the lad. He’s had a rough summer.
Ziva: Well we all have.
Tony: I think it was especially difficult for McGeek; doesn’t handle change well, never has.
Ziva: He seems fine.
Tony: Please, cooped up in that techno-basement for four months? You know how much he loves pounding the pavement, working leads, interrogating.
Ziva: Ha! McGee?
Tony: Yeah, not to mention Gibbs, Duckster, you and me, Abs. I mean, everyone knows how close those two are.
Ziva: McGee was in the subbasement, Tony. They had lunch every week.
Tony: It’s not the same. You get used to seeing someone every day, talking to ‘em, relying on ‘em, then all of a sudden they’re not there.
Ziva: It’s all part of the job.
Tony: Doesn’t make it any easier… for McGee.
--Agent Afloat
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"You never lose by loving. You always lost by holding back."
-Anon

It really fits them, especially considering their line of work. They've got nothing to lose right? BUT GOD, they're so afraid of saying those three words to each other.

Just a few hours ago, I was talking to myself out loud, in front of the computer. I was asking myself,

"I wonder what would hurt more....having their feelings out in the open, or not saying it until it's too late?"

I just realized that Tony and Ziva's relationship consists of lots of interruptions.....and a thought suddenly popped out in my head.

"What if this time they get interrupted by a gun shot...? Or anything more brutal?"
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The perfect Jealous Tony/Ziva tagline:

"He that is not jealous is not in love."
~St. Augustine

So....I think I've seen enough Jealous Tony moments as of now....I miss seeing a Jealous Ziva. *Ehem* Identity Crisis and In The Zone

those are the best Jealous Ziva moments. Honestly I'd like to see more of 'em. It's funny seeing Tony go crazy about some guy Ziva has the hots [ewww.] for, but I think Ziva needs to play fair too. It's her turn to get jealous.:)
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I think I might DIE if a gunshot interrupted them!
Hehe, that line is SOOOOOO Tony and Ziva! xD
Yeah, we definitely need to see more Jealous Ziva moments and I'd love to see how Tony would react to that, just to see if he teased her or not :P
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