A really fun TDI story game!

I started playing a simular game on the Critical Analysis of Twilight spot, and we can play it here!
Here's how it works:

Every comment thingy, you say three words to go with the story. You can go multiple times. And when we're done with one story, I'll make it into an article!

Example:

Person1: Cody fell on...
Person2: A rock and...
Person3: Hurt his stomach.

This can be rated PG-13 if u want it to be. PG-13 addings are allowed.
Let me start:

One day Duncan...