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Things Bella Would Never Say ...

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chocolate-bear posted 1 year ago

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I found this hilarious list on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate you and I don't love you any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could you cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in love with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) You know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry, but I don't love you anymore. I've realized that my true love is Mike Newton. (Sent in by: Andy)
11) Hey Edward, can you go bite Jacob? (Sent in by: Alex)
12) I've decided I don't want to become a vampire anymore. (Sent in by: Stephanie)
13) Good god Edward, you and I are both so perfectly tanned! (Sent in by: Mia)
14) Well, since I obviously smell so good to the vamps, maybe Jasper and I can hook up. Next on my list: Carlisle and Emmett! (Sent in by: Courtney)
15) I think I'll just stay human. (Sent in by: Chris)
16) I don't want to be a vampire anymore. I enjoy being a human too much. (Sent in by: Megan)
17) Edward, I absoltuly hate the color of your eyes.
18) Kiss me, Mike! (Sent in by: Brianna)
19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! (Sent in by: Maddy)
20) Sorry Edward, I just used you to get to know Emmett. (Sent in by: Lilyn)
21) OH MY GOD. A vampire? And a WEREWOLF?! *runs away screaming frantically* (Sent in by: Phoebe)
22) Let's race! (Sent in by: Gabby)
23) I'm sorry Edward but I am just too coordinated to hang with you (Sent in by: Alexis)
24) Edward, I would just LOVE it if you had red eyes! (Sent in by: Laura)
25) No Edward! Don't bite me! (Sent in by: Laura)
26) Alice, I hate you and you can't be my maid of honour! (Sent in by: Laura)
27) I wish Tyler had taken me to the prom (Sent in by: Laura)
Edward. I'm sorry, I just can't be with you anymore. I'm going back to Jacob, he still has a heartbeat. (Sent in by: Whitney)
28) Edward, will you bite me? I want to know what my blood tastes Edward, I don't want to be a vampire. And I'm going to go ask Aro to kill me. Adios, amigo! (Sent in by: Sara)
29) I wish you wouldn't breathe on me Edward - your breath stinks! (Sent in by: Sarah)
30) I'm going to the beach to get a tan! (Sent in by: Ella)
31) I rock at ALL sports! (Sent in by: Katie)
32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna)
33) Edward, let's go party! (Sent in by: Alysha)
34) I want a BIG wedding! (Sent in by: Mackenzie and Jennifer)
35) You know, why did you have to kill James? I really loved him you know! (Sent in by: Bubbles and Pussycat)
36) Can we pleeeeeeeeease go play sports? (Sent in by: India)
I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope you don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)
37) Mike Newton is a stud muffin! (Sent in by: Jennifer)
38) You feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... (Sent in by: Laura)
39) Alice, lets have a sleepover. We can paint our nails, and do our hair, and even spend money! (Sent in by: Samm44)
40) Edward, I just dated you to get the coupe. Sorry. (Sent in by: Sam)
41) Edward, you are the cheese to my macaroni. (Sent in by: Allie)
42) Alice, you throw the best parties!! I love them!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
43) Y'know, when I jumped off that cliff? I really was trying to commit suicide. (Sent in by: Doriz)
44) Hey Edward, how about you go with Esme and I hook up with Carlisle. (Sent in by: Samara)
45) Edward, I used you to get Jacob. (Sent in by: Alysha)
46) Let's go to the PROM, Edward!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
47) Eddy, I'm thinking of dying my hair blonde and going the cheerleaders, whatca think? (Sent in by: Amy)
48) I was thinking we could honeymoon on the beach in Hawaii! (Sent in by: Kelsey)
49) You know Edward, I think when I'm a vampire we should get a dog! (Sent in by: Shelby)
50) Edward, I think it's really creepy how you watch me when I sleep. Please stop. (Sent in by: Alice)

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	XpsychotickissX said: Edward, I'm sick of my truck will you go but me a corvette? While you're at it you might as well go marry someone else, I'm in love with Rosalie. posted 1 year ago.

	luvrofedward said: I LOVE THESE!!!! HA! posted 1 year ago.

	Joe_Jonas said: a few other things she would never say: edward leave me i don't want u anymore!edward y don't u go have the volturi killu?roseile, u know wht, ur not pretty at all ur the ugliest thing i've ever met!jacob will u marry me?i hate forks dad i'm moving back in with mom! posted 1 year ago.

	ANNiE_aKa_BeLLa said: LoL!!! Here's 1: Alice!! Lets go steal another car!! it is soo fun! posted 1 year ago.

	Andiilove said: haha these are so funny. #41 is def. my favourite. i love Juno. lol. but the rest of them are really funny too. oh oh and #49 haha. posted 1 year ago.

	Jacobs-mate said: Awesome!!!! LOL!! Antoher would be : Edward.. I finally figure out that i'm too beautiful for you, not the other way around. posted 1 year ago.

	walker93 said: i really like 9, 13, 22, 38, and 49. they're all really funny. i don't get 28. what is the first line saying? posted 1 year ago. last edited 1 year ago

	tiz said: I really like 13! lol! :D Edit: and #20... I knew Bella was always an Emmit type. posted 1 year ago. last edited 1 year ago

	i_luvv_jb said: edward take me dancing!! posted 1 year ago.

	i_luvv_jb said: another thing she would never say: jacob i hope you die!! posted 1 year ago.

	Lunatic said: er... she kind of has said Jacob I hope you die once when she was angry... Anyway, she would never say: -Victoria is my best friend! -Lauren is my best friend! -Embry, I am your father (or will she?) -Emily, I love you and I want you to choose me instead -Edward, I think you should go back to Italy. All amazing and witty. I'm certain I could think of more, but I have to go right now. posted 1 year ago.

	Edward901 said: that was funny!!! i wouldn't have a big of enough emagination to figure any of those out!!! thanks well, she also wouldn't say Laurent kill me now!!!! or Jacob, you should've let Laurent kill me posted 1 year ago. last edited 1 year ago

	emma-jeff said: Sorry I'm a lesbian! lol These are well funney by the way :D posted 1 year ago.

	screw_love_5116 said: these arent as good as things edward would never say, those actually made me luagh. unlike this list it was really gay! >:[ posted 1 year ago.

	funnyshawna said: heres one ooh, sleepover! fun! posted 1 year ago.

	tnme said: Here is one: Sorry Edward, I want Jacob's baby posted 1 year ago.

	wildcats13 said: 13) Good god Edward, you and I are so perfectly tanned! 19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! 38) You feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... Haha... these are my favs!!! Hilarious. LMAO posted 1 year ago. last edited 1 year ago

	zeri95 said: i love 41 "Edward, you are the cheese to my macaroni" rotfl literally i crack up whenever i read it!!i also like:21,19 and 46 great job guys!! posted 1 year ago.

	BellaSwanCullen said: 3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma) SHE SAID IT TO HER FATHER WHEN SHE WAS ESCAPING 4) Charlie, could you cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade) SAID IT WHEN SHE WASNT FEELING GOOD, 2nd or 3rd BOOK posted 1 year ago.

	BellaSwanCullen said: 32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna) Ya, TO BE NICE.. posted 1 year ago.

	hajra said: "God, Edward, get over yourself already!" Haha I LOVE Edward...<3 posted 1 year ago.

	Jakesgirl94 said: this is something bella would never say "A baby ,with Edward? I'd rather have puppies!" posted 1 year ago.

	IcelandGirl812 said: These are funny, but on page 431 of Breaking Dawn she says "I'll race you" so #22 doesn't really apply anymore.... posted 1 year ago.

	hello93 said: number 44 and 49 are my favorites !! XD posted 1 year ago.

	dogluverof2 said: this is so funny, i love all of it posted 1 year ago.

	hellgirl223 said: lol @ 18! posted 1 year ago.

	twilighter-duh said: i love # 47 its hilirous posted 1 year ago.

	jem_ said: This doesn't have a number --->"I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope you don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)"..It's right above number 36. Btw, I love the list it's so funny xP. posted 1 year ago. last edited 1 year ago

	taelor4twilight said: LMAO here's one: "sigh Well... Edward see, when you were gone i sort of had a little fun with Jessica, Mike, Tyler, Jacob, Seth, Angela, Leah, Emily, Quil, Billy, Embry and Eric... if u kno what i mean." "Edward, Jacob told me he's madly in love in with you. But i think we can work sumthing out here. I'll take you on weekends!" posted 1 year ago.

	sampot said: haha... heres 1: "Jake could we get married???" posted 12 months ago.

	7_steph_7 said: heres one, renesmee, i hate you, im leaving you and your dad adn marrying paul. XD posted 10 months ago.

	7_steph_7 said: i like numbers 8, 13, 17, 19, 21, 23, 30, 37, 38, 39, 41, and 50! theyre awesome! lol posted 10 months ago.

	babina said: lol! that was hilarious my fave: 12,10,44,49 and many others here is another 1: damn it Edward won't you stop kissing me! posted 10 months ago.

	werewolflover said: 21 is FUNNY.i like things that involve screamin. posted 6 months ago.

	Inmagic_x3 said: 38 LMAO XD posted 6 months ago.

	percyandpotter said: Edward: leaning in to make Bella a vampire Bella: Oh, wait, I changed my mind. posted 6 months ago.

	lysolwipe said: Oh my gosh these where so funny! I really liked 41. 41) Edward, you are the cheese in my macaroni! posted 1 month ago.

	twilight_james said: i liked 1-50!! they are ALL awesome! posted 17 days ago.

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