Things Edward Would Never Say ...

Some of these are very smiliar (all the gay jokes for exemple).
But I love number 16.

And also, I think it would be possible that Edward would say number 14 since if her motorcycle was falling part she could get hurt which is bad according to him.

Awesome list!

I like it but some of them are rather dumb !

lol i like number 70.

A lot of these made me laugh out loud so now my uncle thinks im crazy.......

lol hey Edward would never say this either
Bella, did you fart? (sniff, sniff) Gross! No wonder your blushing.
or
I need to go potty!

haha but that doesnt make me against bella though, sorry bella, sorry edward

LMAO @ 60 and 89.

These are good. They made me giggle. ^_^

Although there was alot of repeating which got me annoyed. But, whatever. :)

<3 Megan

lol to whoever sent #70

whoever sent #70, you are my hero

<3 70!
here's one:hey bella why dont you go make out with jacob; you taste better after you do that!

idk i could think of better ones just gimme a minute:)

"hey bella, why dont you call jake?" *hands her his cell phone* "speed dial 7"

i got one: bella i'd trade anything for you to go away:even my life

yeah some are dumb and repetitive, but some are laugh out loud funny

Haha, alot of them were funny but, i liked 92, 89 and 16!! <3




~Edward Cullen Sexier Than you since 1901!~ (HAHA)

baha i love thisss
i love how the ones tht i immediately read was the ones tht bella shoudl be or go with jacob ! haha

great job guys

omg those are really funny
i like 91, 92, 15, 2 and a bunch more!!great job guys!!

I think that the things that Edward would never say is TOTALLY inappropriate!!!!!!!!!!! I just want to hear some awnsers... What was your guys faveourite part in the whole Twilight series?I also totally agree with Lunatic.

i loved numbers 70, 81, 94, 70, 54, 30, 76, 70, 86, and did i mention 70!!! lol!!!!! they r so friggin funny!!!!! ;P

this stuff is FANGtastic!!!!
god, i luv the new edward!
more things:
heres some deoderant bella.
i need a toothpick. i got some corn stuck in my teeth!

95 is quite cool but i think he would never say Hey Bella do you want me to turn you now.

8.Alice, take Bella on a shopping spree. (Sent in by: Alex :D) wait why not?

20.Yes, I'll admit it. I'm perfect. (Sent in by: Megan)
21.Geez Bella, you're so white! (Sent in by: Megan)
I could see him doing that with Sarcasm..

23.Bella, you make me lose my breath
again sarcasm

44.I am getting kinda pale... I need to get a tan! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
49.My being a vampire isn't a big deal, You know.
65.Bite me Bella. (Sent in by: Maddy)
^SARCASMMM

85.Who needs a wedding anyway, are ya ready for the bite! (Sent in by: K-Daug) DIDNT HE KINDA??

91.Damn you, Bella (Sent in by: Jayda)HE SAID THIS LIEK A MILLION TIMESS, DAMM YOU BELLA U"LL BE THE DEATH OF ME

THANK U BellaSwanCullen!!!! LOL SHES SO RIGHT!

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hahah this is really funny!

Hahaha...love #70...Edward Cullen is SOOOO hot <3

#54 lol

why would you think that this is funny i dont really like it. oh ya and do you want a good debate on who is better for bella? them check out Who Is Better? on page 7

How about this one


"Hey - lets have a baby and name it Nessi"

#70 was so funny how about this one:
"Bella , since I hate jessica so much I am going to knock her up and then she will die,huh huh?"

My favourites are;

5) Bella, you have just been PUNK'D!!!! (Sent in by: Ali)
11) I'm going to go live with the werewolves, because I like the way they smell. (Sent in by: Stephanie Marshall)
15) Yo mah homie G! Fo shizzle! (Sent in by: Bo)
26) Yo. Bella. Wassup. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
30) after gym) God Bella! Werewolves smell better than you do! (Sent in by: Courtney)
34) I'm Mike Newton's biggest fan! (Sent in by: Ella)
58) Aw Snap! (Sent in by: Michelle)
60) YO PUNK, BACK OFF! BACK OFF! (Sent in by: Macy)
75) I'm having a fangtastic time! Get it? Fang-tastic... haha it's so hilarious, how can you possibly not laugh? Haha *cough* so... umm yeah (Sent in by: Joan)
And,
90) Does this make me look fat? (Sent in by: Jayda)

Some of these are funny, while others tried way too hard to be clever. Take number 80 for example.

Some were funny, too many repeats. The ones that were actually clever, i loved. #60, #15, #50 were great

OMG.... Dat is so dang cute...LOL...ROFL

my favorite is: "bella, I am gay" i have nothing against gay... but think ED sayng that!!!!

Ouch. #9 is harsh. x)

Dang that's pretty hard core!!!

omg! love the gay ones and number 7, 75 and stuff with jacob xD

that is sooooooooo freaking cool.Hey iv'e got one "Bella you should have married mike newton"
ahhh hello edward would NEVER say that he luvs bella ,duh.

heres one hey james you can have bells she kinda pisses me off with her clumsiness well duh it can't be cause he marries bella

BellaSwanCullen is right i could see him saying some of those and he did say one of them.....#70 was my fav

I like 9, 92, 59 & 76.
I love this list!! We should make a list for some of the other characters :)

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! this list is freaking hilarious!!!!! i've got one: "Hey Bella, why don't you go jump off a cliff while i make out with Jacob?" Laughin my butt off!!!!! XD XD XD lolololololloolololloololololololololollol­olo­lol­olo­lol­olo­lol­olo­lol­ol

And i've got another one: "Hey Bella! Let's have sex and see if i don't kill you!" ( 1 hour later ) "Ooops!"

whoa! #9 is soo mean!!

LOL! Loved it. I want more more (:

here is one hey bella the heck w/ marriage just come on over here and let me take a big chunk out of yah

THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!!! THERE GOES 10 MIN. OF MY LIFE THAT I'LL NEVER GET BACK!!!