1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if you "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that you love him.
18. Ask him if you take a picture of him..will he show up.
19. Ask him to stand in front of a mirror.
20. Drive a van into him.
21. Ask him what his blood type is.
22. Jump off a cliff.
23. Put Bella in peril.
24. Ask him how old he is.
25. Run around screaming "The Volturi are coming! The Volturi are coming."
26. Tell him to change you.
27. Tell him that he is not the hottest vampire.
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bella does most of this on a daily basis
The Volturi are coming, the Volturi are coming! That's my favorite! Numbers 1, 4, and 23 will get you horrifically massacred by 8 murderous vampires!
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