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Fan fiction by
Jameela
posted
2 months ago
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Chapter 1 – Engaged
Where was Alice? I want to have another try…
I was trying my best to bore into Alice’s head, I desperately wanted to see it, the beautiful dress she had chosen for Bella, my Bella...I reminded myself and smiled. She was making it very very difficult; she was translating Battle Hymm of the Republic into various languages. I was as curious to know about the dress as I was to read Bella’s thoughts.
Alice had gone shopping all alone for the dress of course; long before Bella even agreed to marry me. She was always ready for a dozen different futures. So there was no hope of getting what I needed from Rosalie or Esme. She did not show them the dress either. I heartily wished she had taken Rosalie along; her mind was one of the loudest. I could have very easily fished it out of her head. Alice was determinedly keeping it away from me and so far, she has been quite successful. I have absolutely no idea what my Bella will be wearing tomorrow. Frustrating…
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Unfortunately there was another week of exams to suffer. Again, Edward locked me in my room and wouldn’t let me leave unless I needed a human moment. Now, I wouldn’t have minded if Edward had locked me in my room alone with him but we were doing more revision which I did mind. I could think of other things I’d rather be doing with Edward in my locked bedroom.
“Can you please focus on this past exam paper, Kayla?” Edward scolded me when my mind strayed to more fun things my imagination told me I could be doing.
“Edward, I’m bored!” I threw my pen down on the desk. “I have to stop revising or I will go insane!”
“Do you want to pass your exams?” Edward asked.
“Of course I do but this is not the way to do it. You can’t lock me up in my room all day and shove revision down my throat. I need a break!”
“You do get a break.”
“When I go to the loo!” I shouted. “That’s the only time! I’m going downstairs to watch some TV.”
I scraped my chair back and stalked to my bedroom door. Edward beat me to it.
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10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
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