| Edward murders him for imprinting on his daughter. |
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Edward murders him for imprinting on his daughter.
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| Bella murders him for imprinting on his daughter. |
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Bella murders him for imprinting on his daughter.
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| His hand built Rabbit explodes when he turns the... |
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His hand built Rabbit explodes when he turns the ignition.
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| Rose drwns him in a dog bowl of water, his blond... |
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Rose drwns him in a dog bowl of water, his blond jokes hit too close to home.
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| Jasper kills him for radiating too much... |
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Jasper kills him for radiating too much retardediness.
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| Alice beats him with designer shoes for bloting... |
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Alice beats him with designer shoes for bloting out her visions.
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| Carlisle puts him to sleep, as stupid dogs tend to... |
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Carlisle puts him to sleep, as stupid dogs tend to hurt themselves.
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He eats too much food.
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| Gets run over by a Aston Martin Vanquish while... |
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Gets run over by a Aston Martin Vanquish while chasing cars.
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How about he doesnt die at all?
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| Renesmee kills him for breaking up with her. |
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Renesmee kills him for breaking up with her.
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