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An Ode To Rating: A Collection of Poems.

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Opinion by misanthrope86 posted 3 months ago
4.7
 by 29 fans
You rated:
We have a serious issue
Here on Fanpop.
Such a serious issue
That must certainly stop.

Here are some poems that I wrote about the art of rating. They are not very good and they are not very creative, but they come from a deeply emotional place in the pit of my soul.

Enjoy.



Rating: An Acrostic.

Rate
All
Terrific
Images
Now!
Go!



Rating: Another Acrostic.

Rating is
Always
Terribly
Interesting
Never
Grim



Rating, Rating.

Rating, rating,
It's so cool.
Rating, rating,
Makes me drool.
Rating, rating,
Brings me joy.
Rating, rating,
Like kissing a boy.



Rate It!

Rating stuff is awfully fun.
It should be done by everyone.
Whether it's garbage or great,
It's never too late
To let people know
That they make Fanpop glow.
So next time you view,
You know what to do!
Rate it 1, 5, 3, 4 or 2!
And they love that you give will come right back to you!



A Boy Named Cole...

There once was a boy named Cole.
He was an incredibly nasty troll.
He would always rate 'one',
Because he thought it was fun,
So we banished him to the South Pole.



So those are my poems. My message is simple: Please rate fairly everything that you view.
Thank you and goodnight.

12 comments
user photo _lina_ said:
Heh, great poems!
posted 3 months ago.
 
user photo germany123 said:
i rated this..always important to mention that on a soapbox that deals with rating :D
i like your positive approach. dont rant,rhyme!
posted 3 months ago.
 
user photo miiamya said:
very cute! I love them!
posted 3 months ago.
 
user photo inespinto said:
Great!!!! (I rated too!) :D
posted 3 months ago.
 
user photo JulieL44 said:
Haha! Those are great! good job :)
posted 3 months ago.
 
user photo tubby2002 said:
Awesome!
posted 3 months ago.
 
user photo hooch-is-crazy said:
awesome, but as a straight guy, the last line of rating, rating might have made me become less inclined to rate
posted 3 months ago.
 
user photo amazondebs said:
lol hooch
and yes we should banish all trolls to the south pole!
posted 3 months ago.
 
user photo misanthrope86 said:
Ha ha ha! Yeah sorry about that hooch-is-crazy, but I just needed a rhyme.
posted 3 months ago.
 
user photo hooch-is-crazy said:
yeah it's fine, BTW reading the comment again it makes me seem homophobic but i'm not, i'm just uncomfortable.
posted 3 months ago.
last edited 3 months ago
 
user photo bellywalks_2007 said:
LOL theyre good
posted 2 months ago.
 
user photo claire-aka-bob said:
awsome!! ♥
*goes to rate more stuff*
posted 2 months ago.
 
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