Wasting Time

Excerpt:
First, one needs to understand that the fine art of [i]languor[i] is a quickly dissapearing one. Many of you, dear readers, nicely fit into the following desciption: [b]whipper-snappers[b]! Bah! many of you weren't even born before the internet existed! In my day we had to bust our asses to make languor seem simple and easy. It made people WANT to work faster and harder IN ORDER to HAVE time to waste. It was a thing o' beauty I tell you. Oh dear God where did we go wrong? Soon everyone seemed to have to have time to waste and no more deserving of it than if they lay on their backs...