Favorite Hoedown verses?

Do you have any favorite verses or hoedown songs? Who sings them?

One of my favorite verses ever is in this video:
www.fanpop.com/spots/whose-line-is-it-aany­way­/vi­deo­s/9­514­47

It's from S9E8 of the UK Whose Line. The topic is Cricket and this is Greg's verse:

"I am a cricket player. I stand upon the pitch.
I wait for the ball to come, then I give it a switch.
When the game is over, I retire for a beer.
And I know what you're thinking, and no we're not."