im not much of a writer but i love this game. I found it in bridgid lowrys book Juicy writing.It goes a like this...
some one says something amazingly ridiculous and the next person has to top it, ie:
today i saw a daisy cry.
thats nothing i saw two tulips laughing.
a few minutes later you'll be saying something like..
Dang! Well, I saw Santa Clause land on my roof and my redncek cousin shot all his reindeer with a shotgun. Santa got mad, kicked my cousin's butt, then told him that he had to be his elf slave forever! I started laughing and had to be the reindeer.
Then you'll be happy to know that I summoned the Great Old Ones to assist in the necromantic ritual to reanimate all the reindeer, so that those zombie flying creatures could pull my sled. This allowed me to fly around the world as the Dark Santa, while the real Santa was distracted by his new elf and reindeer slaves. I tell you this, because it's already Christmas and thus too late to stop me - all the gifts I delivered have been unwrapped, their Eldritch natures masked by the seemingly mundane exteriors. Really, once they were unwrapped, it was too late. The mass extinction will power the generators I have built at the poles, allowing me to steer the planet across the galaxy with my vast and still-growing mental powers. I told them I would return, and after ten million years most of them have forgotten. But they will be reminded upon my triumphant arrival!
i taught a purple pig how to fly