Quotes

@ RB13

He says it in episode 14 season 1, when Jonathan arrives and say 'Vampire!' :)

theres lots.......
'no son of dracula wears a woogle!'
'identifi the o positive (or something like that!) blood by smell'*vlad sniffs the test tubes*'i dont know what the anser is,but thats defanatly tommato juce'
'and a lolly pop for being brave'
'dont be so serprised son,i was 2nd in the cub scouts boxing camps''mum said you lost to a girl'*pause*'brownies can be visous'
cant think of any more right now

*Vlad and Robin are being chased by girls*

Robin: I wish I could fart at will.
Vlad: ...What?!?

I like the mentra from "sweet sixteen" how van helsing goes:
"Sure as boy scouts sing 'round camp fires there are no such things as vampires.Drinking blood, the living dead, it's not for real it's in our head."
Later on he goes:
"Sure as boyscouts sing 'round camp fires, this whole school is full of vampires. Drinking blood, causing pain, and I won't rest 'til they're slain."

Also in "the chosen one, around after four minutes, after the grand high vampire's ghost comes in, you can see Vlad softly say the "f" word, you'll see it if you watch carefully, right after the ghost comes in, after the scottish vamp turned into dust.

It's also funny in "sweet sixteen" when Vlad yells at evil Ingrid in a deep voice, and Ingrid says: What a time for your voice to break.

"Robin is moody and difficult class. He only cheers up when he's dissecting a frog, please could you ask him not to do this during maths." In "Home Education"

and...

Jonathan: "What's wrong with him?" [Vlad]
V Helsing: "He's a creature of the undead. Everything's wrong with him. "From Insomnia"