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posted by NerdForLifee
since the Bad Beginning
i've felt like i was living in a Reptile Room
my only hope was wishing on stars that shone through the Wide Window
i toil in the Miserable Mill
while you're off studying at the not-so-Austere Academy
i'm stuck here riding this endless Ersatz Elevator
counting the minutes until i can finally leave this Vile Village
you've come out on top yet again meanwhile i'm stuck in this Hostile Hospital
fancying a trip to the Carnivorous Carnival
but instead i am forced to climb up this Slippery Slope of a relationship
somehow i always seem to manage to slide all the way down into the Grim Grotto
hoping each time that this will be my Penultimate Peril with you
so i can finally reach THE END of this relationship
posted by RavenclawRocks
My life had a BAD BEGINNING,
Ever since, a snake killed my Father in the REPTILE ROOM.
I was so miserble I tried to kill myself by jumping out of THE WIDE WINDOW.
But my Mother stopped me, and we went to live in a MISERBLE MILL.
I hated it so much I was sent to the Austere Academy.
One day, my sister died, falling down the ERATZ ELAVATOR.
So we went to live in THE VILE VILLIAGE, trying to escape from the place of woe.
Soon my Mother got sick and had to be rushed to the HOSTILE HOSPITAL.
Me and my brother were so miserble we went to stay at the CARNIVOROUS CARNIVAL.
But my brother fell off the SLIPPERY SLOPE and died.
I had lost all my family so I tried to drown myself in THE GRIM GROTTO.
But suddenly, when all seemed lost I found The PENULTIMATE PERIL which could raise the dead.
So that was THE END to all my troubles.
Bonjour Fellows!
I'm sure you have heard that Netflix is adapting Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Yippe! 😄
So here who I would like to potray the roles.

Olivia Cooke as Violet Baudelaire


Mason Cook as Klaus Baudelaire


Any Talented Baby as Sunny Baudelaire


Emily Blunt as Kit Snicket


John Rhys-Davies as Mr. Poe


Laura Linney as Justice Strauss


Helena Bonham Carter as Esme Squalor


Ralph Fiennes as Count Olaf
posted by aryllsspyglass
The rapids pulled one away as
Hours of work carried the rest.
Evening brought a flock of misfortune,
Yet the rest were still their best.

Although the sky was fairly
Radiant, none suspected much from it.
Eventually, however, something transpired:

Siblings once lost were found,
Tales of their years were told
Into the late hours of night, and
Lanes that once were dark seemed full of
Light.

Abruptly,
Light returned to darkness as
Icy rapids separated them once again, and
Verbal cries were called to a question without
End.
this heart wrenching series is better than the regular soap opera. it is more than dramatic. these poor poor orphans have nothing good coming for them. this story made me cry of miseryand of joy. in book the 11th sunny had the mushrooms in her body and i was so depressed that i stopped reading and i went to hug my own baby sister. i felt that i wanted , if i were violet, have done something different but then i realized that if i were violet klaus or sunny i would have no choice but to carry on and hope for the best. the wrnings on each book are fr the pleasant people who believe that only good things come from the world . but the people who live in the REAL WORLD and know the troubles of the world need to know that there is a bok or author or person knows these troubles and create a world so depressing and violent that now we can feel like we can help others and DON"T NEED hlp anymore please read on !
posted by nichole22
please leave comments so i no if this story sucks or not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have you ever had one of those dreams, were you try and run fast but you just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased by two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...
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