here's a story i'm sure will be an insight,
about a kid who decided to put up a fight,
so he travelled down to the land of the damned,
with a new sword, a shield, and a simple thing planned.

so he crossed his eyes as a retarded man does
in a corner in his house till his vision was like fuzz
the portal opened up as it had before
but this portal was only a one-way door

he went down there with only one a single task
to put his foot straight up grim reaper's ass
so he went down there with cold blooded steel
that in many ways had a demonic sorta feel

once he was down there there was no turning back
only way out was to find that undead maniac
but this was what he had planned to do
so he began his mission of search and rescue

he jumped on the escalator and started going down
to that small, pathetic skeleton town
he walked past the behemoth like he wasn't even there
and the behemoth did nothing but sit there and stare

so he walked through the ghetto with all those wannabe G's
who were actually nothing but losers with poo-brain disease
but he knew exactly what they really were
they were nothing but dead people in a god-forsaken world

as he continued he ran into a group of goons
who wanted to eat his flesh like a bunch of buffoons
he cut them down and thought to himself
"i bet one of their skulls would look cool on my shelf"

but he didn't care nor did he even try
cause those fucking skeletons wouldn't just stay down and die
so he continued on after giving them the slip,
the were as easy to fool as a couple of dip-sticks

he made it to the place where jake lost his mind
he could now see the white castle as it had shined
and now he thought it to be kinda ironic
how jake lost his mind in the river of psychotic

so he marched towards his final destination
with no signs of anything but determination
when this is over he was to feel
as he did before his terrible ordeal

so finn decided to carry through with his plan
so walked up to the place where death did stand
he asked death for something to be brought back to life
since he felt that the only place it could be is the afterlife

death just pointed to the wall of instruments and said with a dreary tone
"you have to beat me with one of those instruments or else you'll be bones"
so he looked at the wall and grabbed the guitar
then he bashed it over death's head like a grade-A Rockstar

death was confused and mad but soon he saw
he set himself up for that embarrassing fall
technicalities had gotten him in the end
next time he will be sure to not let them win

but he is a man of his word
even if what he meant had been pretty much blurred
he decided to give finn what he had technically won
and sent him back to his world with his mission done

finn smiled with joy and walked with pride
cause he felt as good as he had BEFORE his heart had died.