Deidara was happy.Today was the 5th of May,his birthday! He was really nervous. And this wasn't enough:The sun was shining on that day! "Yay,un!"he said. "Today's my 20th birthday and I hope I get something cool!!!!!!!" He was looking forward what he get as a present. He was getting more and more nervous. He can't wait to get it!!!! Then there was a party for him. "Happy Birthday,Brat!"Sasori said to him. Then he saw a birthday present. Yay! he thought. He opened it-and there was a girl!!! "How could you,un?!?" he said to Hidan. "It was 'Kuzus fucking Idea,not mine!"Hidan said. The Blonde looked angrily at Kakuzu,while he hugged the girl. She was still shocked. "I didn't want to pay for a birthday present,so I kidnapped her!"he said. "This is against humanity,un!" Deidara said,he was still angry. Later he was with his "present" In his room. "You okay?" he asked the girl. "Yes,I am," she answered.
ME: PEIN!!! You are soooo going to be killed by me in the next 5 min.
PEIN: Please don't kill me kimi! ummmm..... if you kill me...... itachi will never talk to you again!
*Itachi walks in and sees what is going on*
ITRACHI: PEIN!! Why did you put kimi in-in-in-in.....girly clothes?
ME:Pein said that you guys don't think that i am a girl! *starts to cry* This is why i killed my village....and othere reasons....
PEIN:I have never said that out loud!
ZETSU:Oh yes you have i was here to listen to it all!
*zetsu come out of the celing and sacres kimi*
KIMI: AHHHHHHHHH! Don't do that zetsu! You all ways scare me!
*To be coninued.....If you want me to*