Alaric Saltzman’s Best Quotes on The Vampire Diaries (So Far)
Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder) may be the snark king of Mystic Falls, but angsty Alaric (Matt Davis) gets in a few deadpan zings every now and then, too. Here’s some history that bears repeating: our favorite Alaric quotes from The Vampire Diaries so far.
That’s some permanent record Alaric (to Jeremy): You know that your old teacher had a jackass file? No joke. It's, uh, typed on a label. It has all the troublemakers in it. But really, it's just an opus to you. Season 1, Episode 9, “History Repeating”