Alaric Saltzman Favorite Alaric Saltzman Quote?

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No, you look like a full-grown alpha male douche bag.
A first-person account of the Civil War? That’s like porn for a history teacher
Chunky Monkey? Well… I’m naked, so I’m gonna go.
And sleep in your dead parents’ room or my dead girlfriend’s room? No.
I’m every parent’s worst nightmare. I’m the chaperone teacher from hell.
Yeah, Elijah’s one scary dude. But with nice hair.
You’re going to recycle that same crap-ass apology you gave to Mason Lockwood?
You can thank me tomorrow. Or the day after that or the day after that...
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