We start the fanfiction in a typical Looney Tunes "Rabbit Season, Duck Season" cartoon.
Daffy: [points Elmer's gun to Bugs] Rabbit season! Bugs: [points the gun to Daffy] Duck season! Daffy: [points the gun to Bugs] Rabbit season! Bugs: [points the gun to Daffy] Duck season! Daffy: [points the gun to Bugs] Rabbit season! Bugs: [keeping the gun aimed at him] Rabbit season! Daffy: [aims Elmer's gun at himself] Duck season! FIRE!!!
Like good ol' times, Elmer blasted Daffy in the face, relocating the duck's bill on the back of his head.
Daffy: [puts his beak back on his face] You're despicable!
As Yakko, Wakko and Dot were about to return to the studio, a fan of their show saw Dot's great flipped hairstyle and began to freak out with excitement.
Male Animaniacs Fan: C-c-c-can I have your autograph, Ms. Dot Warner!? [holds out a blank book]
At first, Dot was confused, but since she was no longer being ridiculed for her hair, she decided to grant her fan his request.
Dot: Aw sure! Anything for my loving fan! [brandishes a pen and writes her signature on his book] Male Animaniacs Fan: Thanks! Dot: And I hope you like my fabulous hairdo! [gives her fan a big kiss on the lips] Male Animaniacs...