Naruto Shippuden: Sasuke came back but so did a lot dead people
Durarara: city full of fucked up people
Hunter x Hunter: lots of training lots of dying
Haikyuu: gay volleyball players in denial
Dmmd: no one is straight
No.6: killer bees and two gay boys
Hetailia: personified countries that are gay
Darker than Black: were killing each other but we don't know why
Prince of Tennis: everyone sucks at tennis except me
New Prince of Tennis: lol I'm still better than everyone
Sword Art Online: four girls love me but i chose the one that can kick my ass
Tokyo Ghoul: we eat people but we also eat each other
Hyouka: "I'm curious" shit not again
Undying Love: my girlfriends dead
My Little Monster: I love you wait no jk actually yes I do
Angel Beats: were all dead but somehow we keep dying
Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN FUCKING ROBOT
Ouran High School Host Club: God damn rich people.
Soul Eater: Gonna use this motherfucker to beat another motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Kuroshitsuji: I'll beat up that motherfucker for you, my lord.
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear.
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Kuroko no Basket: gay basketball players.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Lesbians fighting witches.
Hetalia: gay personified nations
Boku no Pico: The beautiful story of a young boy who meets new friends while staying with his grandfather that teach him the meaning of life and help him go on the journey to find himself; truly a heartwarming piece of fiction.
Shingeki no Kyoujin: God dammit, Eren.
Free!: No Haru that's not a pool.
Dangan Ronpa: Tell them Naegi
Pandora Hearts: The story of a boy and his plush
Code Geass: Mechas, Fan Service, and Chess basically.
Attack on the Titan: Big naked people eating smaller people.