Notes: This light parody story is based on the film, The Wind Rises. The characters are from Johnny Depp's Alice in Wonderland films. Special thanks to the people that created and own The Wind Rises and Alice in Wonderland. This a story for Fanpop and Fanfiction.
Tarrant Hightopp (the Hatter) loved hats. He lived in Underland. He had a clown face. He wanted to become a hat designer. He said "I want to become a good hatter like my dad." 1 night he stared at the sky, imagining a sky full of hats. He suddenly had a dream where he was in a hat filled area.
Zanik Hightopp said "Tarrant what are you doing in my dream?"
Tarrant said "This is my dream too."
Zanik said "So you want to design hats too?"
Tarrant said "Yes please."
Zanik said "Remember that hats aren't for war or for money. Hats are a beautiful dream. Hatters bring dreams to life."
Tarrant said "So I can be a hatter?"
Zanik said "Of course you can."
Years later Tarrant was a young adult on a train ride to his college. While there Tarrant met a young girl named Alice Kingsleigh. Tarrant's favorite hat got blown by the wind. Alice caught the hat and handed it to Tarrant. Tarrant said "The hats are rising. We must try to keep them on our heads."
A short time later a earthquake happened. Alice's guardian, Mallymkun (The Dormouse) had a injured leg so Tarrant volunteered to take her home.
Tarrant said "Mam don't worry. I'll get you home." Tarrant carried Mallymkun to her home. Alice carried Tarrant's suitcase.
Alice said "Thank you for saving her."
Tarrant said "You're welcome."
Alice said "What's in your heavy suitcase?"
Tarrant said "100 tea cups. Well I better get going. Fairfarren."
Years later Tarrant and his best friend Thackery (The March Hare) graduated from college. Tarrant was a cheerful person, but Thackery was grumpy. They got jobs working at a hat company. Sadly this was during World War 2 and hats were being used for war.
Tarrant turned out to be a better hat designer than anybody else. Tarrant constantly had visions which he used for hat designs. He said "Bosses what do you think of my work?"
The 2nd in charge of the hat company, Hamish Ascot, said "These designs aren't what I asked for."
The 1st in charge, Mirana (The White Queen), said "This is better than what we wanted and expected. Good job."
Tarrant said "Thank you."
Hamish reluctantly said "Congratulations."
1 of Tarrant's hat ideas got created. The hat was tested to find out if it could fly in the air.
Mirana said "The hat is flying."
Hamish said "Well so far it is."
A minute later the hat fell. Tarrant was upset that the hat crashed to the ground.
Tarrant said "That's not good."
Mirana said "The design was good, but the end result wasn't."
Hamish said "Which is why you and the hare are being sent to Germany to study hat designs."
Tarrant and Thackery went to Germany. Tarrant said "This is exciting."
Thackery said "It would be better if the sneaky Germans actually let us look at the hats closely enough."
The guards made sure that Tarrant and Thackery got to look at a minimal amount of hats.
Tarrant was optimistic, but Thackery wasn't. Tarrant said "This isn't too bad."
Thackery said "Actually it's bad."
Tarrant said "But we got to see some German hats."
Thackery said "The Germans won't let us find out how to make the same quality of hats. This is a useless effort."
Tarrant said "Don't you think you should be happier?"
Thackery said "Nah."
Tarrant was sent back to Underland. Tarrant had another dream where Zanik returned. Tarrant said "Hi dad."
Zanik said "Are the hats still rising?"
Tarrant said "They sure are."
Zanik said "Excellent."
Tarrant said "Actually my job is falling apart. Underland is behind when it comes to hats. The Germans are beating us."
Zanik said "Son you have what the Germans don't: creativity. Creativity outranks all fancy new hat materials."
Tarrant said "You're right."
Zanik said "Artists have a decade to shine. We hatters are no different. Live your decade well."
Mirana wanted Tarrant to recover from the hat crash so Tarrant spent some time at a hotel.
Tarrant walked outside where a now grown up Alice Kingsleigh was. Alice was a painter. Alice's umbrella got blown by the wind, but Tarrant caught it.
Alice's dad, Charles Kingsleigh, said "Thank you for saving the umbrella."
Tarrant said "You're welcome."
The next day Tarrant paced around outside and found Alice. Tarrant said "Hi."
Alice said "It's you. I remember you. You saved Mally years ago. She and I were so thankful for your kindness during the earthquake."
Tarrant said "It's good to see you again."
Tarrant and Alice walked together. It was raining. Tarrant said "This rain better not ruin my hat."
Alice said "You were pretty much a hero to me and Mally."
Tarrant said "Really?"
Alice said "Of course. She would of died in the earthquake if you weren't there. I'm surprised that you would work hard to save somebody that you don't know."
Tarrant said "You never need to know to help." Tarrant and Alice smiled at each other.
The next night Alice was sick so Tarrant didn't get to visit her. He was slightly sad about that.
The next day Tarrant made a hat and threw it to Alice. Tarrant said "Wanna play catch with hats?"
Alice said "That idea is mad, bonkers, but all the best ideas are."
Alice threw the hat back to Tarrant. Tarrant caught it.
Tarrant and Alice kept throwing hats to each other. It was lots of fun. Tarrant realized that he had fallen in love with Alice. He might even love her more than hats.
Alice's hat fell off her head. Tarrant caught her hat. Even though it was a hat for girls Tarrant put the hat on. Alice giggled.
The next day Tarrant was in the dinging room with Charles Kingsleigh. Tarrant said "Before I came to your hotel I was lonely, but now I'm happy, because I have a true love."
Charles said "Are you in love with Alice?"
Tarrant said "Yep. I wanna be with her forever. Is that okay?"
Charles said "I'm not sure what to say."
Alice said "I hope you say yes."
Tarrant said "Alice I love you."
Alice said "I love you."
Tarrant said "Will you be my girlfriend?"
Alice said "Of course. I've loved you since the day your hat brought you to me."
Tarrant and Alice kissed.
Alice moved to Underland. Tarrant was excited to spend more time with Alice, but his job kept him busy.
Tarrant said "Thackery how's your hats?"
Thackery said "Terrible. It's a disaster."
Tarrant said "Oh. Good luck."
Thackery said "You too."
Tarrant said "Boss my girlfriend misses me."
Hamish said "Too bad. We're close to making your dream hat. No time for romance."
Tarrant said "You're sadly right."
Hamish kept Tarrant busy for a week. After all that Tarrant visited Alice. Tarrant said "Alice I'm sorry that I've been gone."
Alice said "Don't worry about it."
Tarrant said "Are you still sick?"
Alice said "Hardly."
Tarrant said "Here's some tea: the best cure in all of Underland."
Alice said "The tea tastes kind of weird."
Tarrant said "Oh. That's the expired tea."
Alice said "Why do you have expire tea?"
Tarrant said "It's for the Cheshire Cat."
Tarrant worked hard several days while Alice waited for him to visit her. Finally he got his big war hat ready. Tarrant presented it to his co-workers while his bosses watched.
Mirana said "It's a eccentric hat."
Hamish said "It's fantastic."
Poor Alice was tired of spending her days alone so she went to Tarrant's house. Alice said "I dislike bothering you, but I missed you."
Tarrant said "I missed you too. After my war hat is finished we'll be together always."
A week later Tarrant's war hats were ready to be used for World War 2. Tarrant tried to focus on the hats, but he was distracted by how much he missed Alice.
Hamish said "The hats are ready."
Mirana said "Congratulations."
Tarrant said "Oh. Thanks."
All of Tarrant's hats got destroyed during the war, but Tarrant had something more important to deal with. Tarrant visited Alice. He said "Hi."
Alice said "I heard what happened to your hats. You must be so sad."
Tarrant said "Not at all."
Alice said "Are you sure?"
Tarrant said "Alice during my life I've had 2 loves: the work love and you. I lost 1 love, but my true love is alive and that's all I need to be happy." Alice kissed Tarrant.
The end.
Tarrant Hightopp (the Hatter) loved hats. He lived in Underland. He had a clown face. He wanted to become a hat designer. He said "I want to become a good hatter like my dad." 1 night he stared at the sky, imagining a sky full of hats. He suddenly had a dream where he was in a hat filled area.
Zanik Hightopp said "Tarrant what are you doing in my dream?"
Tarrant said "This is my dream too."
Zanik said "So you want to design hats too?"
Tarrant said "Yes please."
Zanik said "Remember that hats aren't for war or for money. Hats are a beautiful dream. Hatters bring dreams to life."
Tarrant said "So I can be a hatter?"
Zanik said "Of course you can."
Years later Tarrant was a young adult on a train ride to his college. While there Tarrant met a young girl named Alice Kingsleigh. Tarrant's favorite hat got blown by the wind. Alice caught the hat and handed it to Tarrant. Tarrant said "The hats are rising. We must try to keep them on our heads."
A short time later a earthquake happened. Alice's guardian, Mallymkun (The Dormouse) had a injured leg so Tarrant volunteered to take her home.
Tarrant said "Mam don't worry. I'll get you home." Tarrant carried Mallymkun to her home. Alice carried Tarrant's suitcase.
Alice said "Thank you for saving her."
Tarrant said "You're welcome."
Alice said "What's in your heavy suitcase?"
Tarrant said "100 tea cups. Well I better get going. Fairfarren."
Years later Tarrant and his best friend Thackery (The March Hare) graduated from college. Tarrant was a cheerful person, but Thackery was grumpy. They got jobs working at a hat company. Sadly this was during World War 2 and hats were being used for war.
Tarrant turned out to be a better hat designer than anybody else. Tarrant constantly had visions which he used for hat designs. He said "Bosses what do you think of my work?"
The 2nd in charge of the hat company, Hamish Ascot, said "These designs aren't what I asked for."
The 1st in charge, Mirana (The White Queen), said "This is better than what we wanted and expected. Good job."
Tarrant said "Thank you."
Hamish reluctantly said "Congratulations."
1 of Tarrant's hat ideas got created. The hat was tested to find out if it could fly in the air.
Mirana said "The hat is flying."
Hamish said "Well so far it is."
A minute later the hat fell. Tarrant was upset that the hat crashed to the ground.
Tarrant said "That's not good."
Mirana said "The design was good, but the end result wasn't."
Hamish said "Which is why you and the hare are being sent to Germany to study hat designs."
Tarrant and Thackery went to Germany. Tarrant said "This is exciting."
Thackery said "It would be better if the sneaky Germans actually let us look at the hats closely enough."
The guards made sure that Tarrant and Thackery got to look at a minimal amount of hats.
Tarrant was optimistic, but Thackery wasn't. Tarrant said "This isn't too bad."
Thackery said "Actually it's bad."
Tarrant said "But we got to see some German hats."
Thackery said "The Germans won't let us find out how to make the same quality of hats. This is a useless effort."
Tarrant said "Don't you think you should be happier?"
Thackery said "Nah."
Tarrant was sent back to Underland. Tarrant had another dream where Zanik returned. Tarrant said "Hi dad."
Zanik said "Are the hats still rising?"
Tarrant said "They sure are."
Zanik said "Excellent."
Tarrant said "Actually my job is falling apart. Underland is behind when it comes to hats. The Germans are beating us."
Zanik said "Son you have what the Germans don't: creativity. Creativity outranks all fancy new hat materials."
Tarrant said "You're right."
Zanik said "Artists have a decade to shine. We hatters are no different. Live your decade well."
Mirana wanted Tarrant to recover from the hat crash so Tarrant spent some time at a hotel.
Tarrant walked outside where a now grown up Alice Kingsleigh was. Alice was a painter. Alice's umbrella got blown by the wind, but Tarrant caught it.
Alice's dad, Charles Kingsleigh, said "Thank you for saving the umbrella."
Tarrant said "You're welcome."
The next day Tarrant paced around outside and found Alice. Tarrant said "Hi."
Alice said "It's you. I remember you. You saved Mally years ago. She and I were so thankful for your kindness during the earthquake."
Tarrant said "It's good to see you again."
Tarrant and Alice walked together. It was raining. Tarrant said "This rain better not ruin my hat."
Alice said "You were pretty much a hero to me and Mally."
Tarrant said "Really?"
Alice said "Of course. She would of died in the earthquake if you weren't there. I'm surprised that you would work hard to save somebody that you don't know."
Tarrant said "You never need to know to help." Tarrant and Alice smiled at each other.
The next night Alice was sick so Tarrant didn't get to visit her. He was slightly sad about that.
The next day Tarrant made a hat and threw it to Alice. Tarrant said "Wanna play catch with hats?"
Alice said "That idea is mad, bonkers, but all the best ideas are."
Alice threw the hat back to Tarrant. Tarrant caught it.
Tarrant and Alice kept throwing hats to each other. It was lots of fun. Tarrant realized that he had fallen in love with Alice. He might even love her more than hats.
Alice's hat fell off her head. Tarrant caught her hat. Even though it was a hat for girls Tarrant put the hat on. Alice giggled.
The next day Tarrant was in the dinging room with Charles Kingsleigh. Tarrant said "Before I came to your hotel I was lonely, but now I'm happy, because I have a true love."
Charles said "Are you in love with Alice?"
Tarrant said "Yep. I wanna be with her forever. Is that okay?"
Charles said "I'm not sure what to say."
Alice said "I hope you say yes."
Tarrant said "Alice I love you."
Alice said "I love you."
Tarrant said "Will you be my girlfriend?"
Alice said "Of course. I've loved you since the day your hat brought you to me."
Tarrant and Alice kissed.
Alice moved to Underland. Tarrant was excited to spend more time with Alice, but his job kept him busy.
Tarrant said "Thackery how's your hats?"
Thackery said "Terrible. It's a disaster."
Tarrant said "Oh. Good luck."
Thackery said "You too."
Tarrant said "Boss my girlfriend misses me."
Hamish said "Too bad. We're close to making your dream hat. No time for romance."
Tarrant said "You're sadly right."
Hamish kept Tarrant busy for a week. After all that Tarrant visited Alice. Tarrant said "Alice I'm sorry that I've been gone."
Alice said "Don't worry about it."
Tarrant said "Are you still sick?"
Alice said "Hardly."
Tarrant said "Here's some tea: the best cure in all of Underland."
Alice said "The tea tastes kind of weird."
Tarrant said "Oh. That's the expired tea."
Alice said "Why do you have expire tea?"
Tarrant said "It's for the Cheshire Cat."
Tarrant worked hard several days while Alice waited for him to visit her. Finally he got his big war hat ready. Tarrant presented it to his co-workers while his bosses watched.
Mirana said "It's a eccentric hat."
Hamish said "It's fantastic."
Poor Alice was tired of spending her days alone so she went to Tarrant's house. Alice said "I dislike bothering you, but I missed you."
Tarrant said "I missed you too. After my war hat is finished we'll be together always."
A week later Tarrant's war hats were ready to be used for World War 2. Tarrant tried to focus on the hats, but he was distracted by how much he missed Alice.
Hamish said "The hats are ready."
Mirana said "Congratulations."
Tarrant said "Oh. Thanks."
All of Tarrant's hats got destroyed during the war, but Tarrant had something more important to deal with. Tarrant visited Alice. He said "Hi."
Alice said "I heard what happened to your hats. You must be so sad."
Tarrant said "Not at all."
Alice said "Are you sure?"
Tarrant said "Alice during my life I've had 2 loves: the work love and you. I lost 1 love, but my true love is alive and that's all I need to be happy." Alice kissed Tarrant.
The end.
