One afternoon Star was laying on the couch watching TV. Just then commercial came on with a giant cruise ship. That caught Star’s attention.
“We go to Seattle, Washington in the summer and Sydney, Australia in the winter.” the commercial announcer said. “So go to norwegiancruislines.com today!”
Star’s owner, Ralph came in. “I can’t believe Rosy’s dog had puppies.”
“I know.” Star tried to answer.
“I need to get a girl. I can’t just have a dog with me. I can’t even understand him.”
Star went to his food bag. He couldn’t get his head to the food level. He ripped the bag slightly so he could get his head there.
After he was done he went to go see Alue while the movie while Balto 2 wasn’t shooting.
“Hey Alue!” Star yelled.”
“How are you?”
“Are you really half wolf like on the movie?”
“Do you want proof?”
“No I believe you.”
“Alue we’re ready to shoot!” the director said.
“Bye Alue!” Star yelled
Star forgot the next scene was on Balto’s boat, and went there. Star saw a camera, but thought it wasn’t rolling. “Hey Alue hey Balto. How was the scene?”
“It’s on right now.” Alue corrected him.
“Cut!” the director yelled. “Star what are you doing here?”
Star was really embarrassed and went to his house.
Star needed something to take his mind off what happened.
“I’ll go hang out with Kaltag.”
Star went to Kaltag’s house. He was sitting watching TV.
“Hey Kaltag, can I join you?”
“Sure, just make sure you’re not annoying.”
“Come on in.”
Star went in and sat right next to Kaltag. Kaltag’s owner came in. His name is Tony Morris.
“Hey Star.” Tony said “What are you doing here?”
Tony sat down. Star climbed over to Tony and leaned on him.
“You love me don’t you.” Tony said.
Star surely loved Tony. Star drifted off to sleep. He woke up to find himself laying on Kaltag and Tony gone. Star got up to see if the movie was still shooting.
“Where do I belong?” Alue asked herself.
“And Cut!” the director yelled. “Good job Alue!”
Star went up to Alue. “Hey Alue, sorry about going into the camera view while you were shooting.”
“It’s ok, you didn’t know.”
“Hey I just realized you’re bigger than me.” Star said.
“I think I am.”
“An you’re paws are more than double the size of mine.”
Just then Dixie came in and kissed Star.
“Hey,” Star said.
“Hi.” Dixie answered.
“I heard you two are getting married soon.” Alue said.
“Yes we are.” Dixie answered.
“Yee.” Star said. “And I have the perfect place to go.”
“Where?” the two girls asked in unison.
“Seattle, Washington.” Star replied. “And I know of a good cruiseline.”
“What?” Dixie asked.
“Balto, Jenna, Nikki, and Kaltag are coming with us.”
“What about me?” Alue asked.
“I thought you were going to move with those wolves.” Star replied.
“That’s on the movie.”
“Then you’re coming with us.”
“Alue that was great!” Balto said out of nowhere
“Balto I have some good news.” Star said.
“Dixie and I are getting married.”
“No Balto we hate each other. Of Course!”
“Guess where we’re going.”
“We’re going to Seattle.”
“Are you flying on Jetstar there?”
“No we’re taking a cruise. And you’re coming! If you want.”
“Kaltag, Alue, Nikki, and Jenna are also coming”
“I got Dixie and me suites and you and the other dogs a room.”
“Cool. We Just need to go to Ketchikan and get on the boat there.”
“How are we going to get there?”
“Remember that one plane we flew to Anchorage to board that Jetstar plane?”
“We’ll fly that there.”
Just then Ralph showed up. “Star I’ve been looking all over for you! What are you doing near this set?”
Ralph picked Star up and carried him home.
“Bye Balto!” Star yelled.
Star licked Ralph.
That night Star left a note saying where he was going to go in two days. Then he set out to tell Nikki. When he got to Nikki’s place Nikki was in his favorite position, sleeping with his fat stomach exposed.
“Me and Dixie are getting married.”
“Really? Congratulations dere.”
“Guess where we’re going.”
“Can I come with youse?”
Star went to Kaltag’s house. Kaltag was laying on his side sleeping.
“Hey Kaltag.” Star said.
“Me and Dixie are getting married.”
“Man, you’re lucky.”
“Guess where we’re going.”
Tony came in. “Star what are you doing here?”
Tony hugged Star. Star licked Tony.
When Star got home he went up and laid the down with Ralph. The next morning, Star saw Ralph was gone. He went down Stair to see Ralph reading his message.
“Thanks for telling me Star.”
Another day passed and Star, Dixie and the other dogs were waiting for the pilot at the Beechcraft 1900. The pilot was Ralph.
“Hey Star what’s your owner doing here?” Kaltag asked.
“He’s a pilot.”
The dogs boarded, the plane took off and they landed in Ketchikan about an hour later.
“There’s the boat!” Star yelled.
“It’s huge!” Balto said.
“It’s the hugest the largest the most impressive…” Kaltag ranted.
“Look at those people next to it!” Star interrupted.
Kaltag hit Star and forgot Star was immune. “Crap!”
Kaltag covered his head but Star falcon pawnched him.
“No hitting.” Ralph said.
They got to the cruise ship. At the front it said “Norwegian Pearl”
“Bye Star.” Ralph said.
Star and the rest went into the ship.
“Let’s see Nikki, Kaltag, Balto, Jenna your at room 10008. Dixie and I are at some suite at the top.”
“Ok.” Balto said.
The 5 dogs that aren’t Star and Dixie went to room 10008. Dixie and Star went to the suite.
“This room is big.” Dixie said.
Star had a vision of Kaltag’s rant in his head.
“I love this.” Star waited for Kaltag to hit him. “Right I forgot Kaltag isn’t here.”
“What should we do?” Dixie asked.
“We could play a game.” Star replied.
Meanwhile The other 5 dogs got to the room.
“This is a nice room.” Jenna said.
“Sweet we have a balcony!” Kaltag said.
Around dinnertime the 7 dogs gathered together.
“There’s many restaurants throughout this ship. Which one should we go to?” Star asked.
“Hey I saw a buffet on floor 12 called Garden Café.” Jenna said “We could go to that.”
“We could.” Balto said.
They went there.
“This is good.” Star said
They felt a backwards motion.
“What’s going on?” Dixie asked.
“The ship is moving backwards.” Star replied.
“I wonder how it’s doing that.” Balto said.
“Reversers.” Star answered.
“Wow Star for the first time you’re a know it all.” Kaltag complimented.
“Let’s go get dessert.” Dixie said.
They felt a yank forward, and got dessert. After that, they went to go have some fun at the pool in the dark.
“This is a warm pool.” Star said.
“This is the warmest, The awesomest, the most amazing.”
“This is warm.” Star said interrupting Kaltag.
Kaltag grabbed Star’s head and dipped it in the water. Kaltag didn’t let Star’s head get up to the surface for about 5 seconds.
“Can’t breath.” Star said
After the pool the dogs went back to their rooms. Star and Dixie laid down on the bed. The other 5 dogs went back and slept.
“Those hairs that stick up on your head are gone,” Dixie said “I believe it’s from the pool.”
“Yes, My owner is probably going to be wondering.”
The next day they found them selves at a large town called Victoria in Canada.
“Hey I see that harbor with the beacon over there.” Star said on the balcony of the 5 other dog’s room.
They felt themselves going backward into the parking space for the ship. The dogs got off and saw that the rest of the ships parked next to theirs are parked forward.
“Dang! Our captain is the man!” Balto said.
The went to the harbor with the beacon. When they returned the time was about 9:00. Kaltag saw that the outlet said 110 volts. But he grabbed a sharpie and put a backwards slash connecting the two 1s so it looked like “NO VOLTS.”
“Nice Kaltag!” Balto said.
2 hours passed and the dogs were fast asleep except for Dixie and Star who went to their room.
The next morning they were at Seattle immediately.
“Where is our wedding at?” Dixie asked.
“Sanders Mansion.” Star said.
Star and Dixie went to the 5 other dogs’ room. They weren’t there.
“We’re going to have to go without them.” Star said.
They got to the mansion just outside of Seattle.
The wedding was set up. Metallica was playing behind the mansion. About an our later All the people gathered up at the hill where the alter was.
“Star do you take Dixie to be you’re lovely wedded wife?” The man at the front with the Bible asked.
“I do!” Star said.
“Dixie do you take Star to be your husband?”
“I do!” She said
“Is there anyone here who has a reason Star and Dixie not to get married?”
“I think she’s the hottest the cutest the sweetest!” Kaltag ranted.
“That’s why I took her.” Star interrupted.
Kaltag was running to hit Star on the head.
“Ushers!” Star yelled.
The ushers took Kaltag back to his seat.
“Well Star, you may now kiss the bride!”
Star pulled Dixie over to him and Kissed her.
At the ceremony which was right behind the mansion was covered. It was supposed to rain soon. Star and Dixie were in the mansion ready to come out soon.
Metallica was on stage.
“Ok people,” Lars said “Look cheer the newly wedded couple when they come or we’re going to cover old country songs. So if you want to rock cheer them as loud as you can!”
Star and Dixie came out. Everyone there cheered as loud as they could.
“Good job!” Lars yelled. “Now let’s ROCK!”
Metallica played Blackened.
“Looks like this is our song.” Dixie said.
“Yah it is.” Star replied.
After the song was over the wedding cake was cut up but it couldn’t have chocolate though. Star grabbed a piece and put in Dixie’s mouth and Dixie grabbed a piece and put it in Star’s mouth.
After the ceremony a limo arrived. It was also raining hard. The 7 dogs got in the limo and the limo went to the Space Needle. They had fun there. They went to a nice hotel and spent the night.
“This hotel is the nicest the awesomest the fanciest…” Kaltag ranted
“This is cool.” Star interrupted
Instead of Kaltag hitting Star on the head, He punched Star in the face. Star fell to the ground. That night Star couldn’t go to sleep with the thought that him and Dixie are married.
The next morning they re-boarded the ship.
“This ship is awesome.” Star said.
The ships passengers and crew had an evacuation drill. Star got scared. After that they went to eat breakfast. Then they went to the pool, but literally none of them could touch the bottom. After that they went to their rooms.
“Can you believe we’re married?”
“Also Balto told me something that feels better than taking off in a plane.”
“What is it?” Dixie asked.
Meanwhile Balto was headed up to Dixie and Star’s room. The other 4 dogs were at their room. Balto approach the door.
“Balto’s right!” Star said in a soothed voice.
Balto turned around and ran.
“These nut bars do taste good!” Star finished
Balto got his room.
“Guys!” Balto yelled. “Dixie might have puppies soon.”
“Oh god!” Alue shouted.
“Hows do youse know?” Nikki asked.
“Well you know how I told Star that there is a feeling better than taking off in a plane?”
“Well he might be going through the feeling.”
“Knock knock.” Star said.
“Who’s there?” Dixie asked
They both laughed.
“Knock knock.” Dixie said.
“Who’s there?” Star asked.
“Banana you glad I didn’t say orange.”
Star cracked up, then fell on the floor from the bed.
“Oww!” Star said from the floor Dixie got on the floor with him and hugged him. They nearly fell asleep when Balto came in.
“Are you busy?” Balto asked.
“No.” Dixie replied.
“Can you believe we’re married?” Star asked Balto
“No I can’t.” Balto said. “Dixie would you be able to leave because Star and I have to talk privately.”
“Sure, just don’t hurt him.”
“Star you know how I told you what my first best feeling is?”
“Well I heard you try it.”
“What I never did.”
“I heard you say ‘Balto’s right’ earlier.”
“Oh I tried the nut bar.
“I didn’t tell you about a nut bar.
“Oh maybe Kaltag said it. Never mind.”
“Oh ok. Sorry to get pissed.”
“It’s ok, Kaltag’s worse.”
“Yes he is. Hey I bet he’s singing a Metallica song right now.
“How much do you bet.”
“How about six bones says Kaltag is singing a Metallica song.”
Balto and Star walked out the door, and passed Dixie.
“What happened Star?” Dixie asked.
“Balto wants a bet.” Star answered.
“To see if Kaltag is singing a Metallica song.”
They got to the room. Kaltag was not singing a Metallica song.
“Dang it!” Balto yelled.
“I’ll pay as soon as possible.” Balto said.
That night was choppy on the ocean and the boat rocked back and forth putting the dogs to sleep faster.
The next day they were only at sea and had no stops. They went to many different restaurants that day and explored the ship. They went to this one place on the ship, it had ice cycles hanging down with blue lights in them and then a weird glass tree.
“Hey guys.” Kaltag said. “It looks like this tree in on drugs.”
“Youse is right dere.” Nikki said.
They went up to the 12th deck where they saw pictures of the crew members.
“Oh my god!” Star yelled.
“What?” Kaltag asked.
“You’re going to think this is ironic but our captain’s name is Lars!”
“Seriously!?” Balto exclaimed/asked.
“Yes. Now we know two amazing people named Lars.”
They got to the pool which was right outside the door.
“Hey Balto, I dare youse to jump in that pool dere.” Nikki said.
“I better not.” Balto said.
“What are youse? Chicken?”
“That’s it I’m going in!”
Balto jumped into the pool. The ship was rocking back and forth causing the water in the pool to slide around. The water kept overlapping Balto and he could get to the surface.
“I think he is having trouble dere.” Nikki said
“I save him.” Kaltag said.
Kaltag pulled Balto up.
“Thanks.” Balto said.
They got to the back and got ice cream.
“I love ice cream!” Star yelled.
“Me too” Kaltag said.
They were right next to the barrier of the back of the boat.
“Hey Star.” Kaltag said “ Dare you to jump over that barrier.”
“Ok.” Star said.
“No Star don’t do it.” Balto said.
Kaltag started cussing. “Balto Why did you save him?!”
“I don’t want him to die.”
After that they went rock climbing. The rock climbing wall was right behind the ship’s muffler.
“I hate this smell.” Star said holding onto the wall with only one paw.
Star lost his balance and was lowered down.
“Ooh Star lost dere.” Nikki said.
“Star is the most suckish, the worstest, the least impressive…” Kaltag ranted.
“Just ignore him, Star!” Jenna interrupted.
Kaltag hit Jenna and she fell to the ground.
Balto grabbed Kaltag’s arm.
“Kaltag next time you hit someone I am going to break your arm!” Balto growled.
After that they went to their rooms.
The next morning they got up to find land near the ship. Star and Dixie went to the other dog’s room.
“This is Simon, your cruise director.” the dog’s heard through the speaker. “We will be approaching Alaska’s capitol soon. Get ready to de-board the ship.”
“Hey don’t we need to take our card with us?” Star asked.
“Yes.” Balto answered.
After they were done at Alaska’s capitol they went onto the ship. The next day the dogs 5 dogs that aren’t Dixie and Star woke up to see Dixie and Star on the balcony.
“There’s coast guard boats out here.” Star said.
“Those boats are the coolest the awesomest the most amazing…” Kaltag ranted.
“How do youse know those are coast guard boats.”
Kaltag hit Nikki.
“Crap! Goodbye hitting arm.” Kaltag said.
Balto decided to say this while Nikki was still unconscious. “Hey Kaltag I’m going to cut you slack. In secret I don’t like Nikki.”
Kaltag hugged Balto “Balto you are the awesomest the bestest the coolest”.
“I love him too Kaltag.” Star interrupted.
Kaltag falcon pawnched Star along with a hit on the head.
“I see 5 of me floating above my own head.” Star said.
“Kaltag, that I can’t except.” Balto said.”
Nikki became conscious just in time for the action, so did Star. Balto grabbed Kaltag’s arm and they all heard a crack. Kaltag was stunned in the pain and couldn’t yelp. Star knew Kaltag didn’t deserve that so as hard as he could, punched Balto in the face. After that he helped Kaltag up and took him to the ship’s first aid on deck 7.
“Yes, Kaltag your arm is broken.” The doctor said.
“Kaltag I’m sorry.” Balto said.
“Dad why did you do that?” Alue asked,
“I was just sick of Kaltag hitting everyone.”
Star jumped onto the bed that Kaltag was on to comfort him.
“Dang Star,” Kaltag said in pain “You sure are loyal.”
Star hugged Kaltag.
When they were done there they made their last stop before Ketchikan. After that they boarded the ship and waited for push off. The next day the dogs de-boarded the ship and boarded the plane to go to Nome. Tony saw what happened to Kaltag and got pissed at Balto. The good thing is that the dogs were home and Dixie and Star are married.