I know what you’re thinking,
What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot!
Yes I coulda nailed her,
But no it’s not a failure,
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not.
To score a ten would be just fine,
But I’d rather be dressed to the nines,
It’s a truth you can’t refute!
Nothing suits me like a suit!
Picture a world
where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed.
That delivery guy
in the jacket and tie,
That puppy in the double-breast.
That ’80s dude in mutton chops,
That baby with a lollipop,
That lady cop who’s kinda cute...
Nothing suits ‘em like a suit!
Wingman I can wear,...
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