Being a Man Article: The Top 10 Hottest Animated Disney Women

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The Top 10 Hottest Animated Disney Women

posted by greedo

Ariel would've rated much higher but for her fins...

So it's the day after the long Thanksgiving weekend and I'm sitting at my desk at work thinking "Oh man, I wish I was still on vacation" when I hear two of my coworkers discussing Disney women. Or, more specifically, discussing which Disney cartoon female is the hottest of them all:

Coworker 1: What about Jasmine? She's hot!
Coworker 2: Yeah, but her nose was kind of on the big side, no?
Coworker 1: Maybe. What about Ariel?
Coworker 2: Mmm...isn't she underage?
Coworker 1: The Hunchback chick!
Coworker 2: Esmeralda? Mmm...yeah, she does this saucy dance in the movie...
Coworker 1: Yeah. That was hot.

And that got me thinking, "you know, there are a lot of hot animated Disney babes! Surely someone has made a list of them!". But alas, there was no list to be found on the internets. So yours truly decided to spin some precious cycles trying to crunch the numbers and come up with a list of the finest Disney women of all-time. The only real requirements for consideration:
1. She must be a cartoon
2. She must be, mostly, human (no cats, mice, etc.)
3. She cannot be evil (only heroines)

So without further ado, here they are. The all-time hottest Disney babes:

#1: Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) - Is there any universe where she is NOT the hottest Disney babe? She shakes, she shimmies, she sings. Con: May possibly be TOO much woman for one guy to handle...

#2: Jane (Tarzan) - Ok, I'll admit I haven't seen a Disney movie since Aladdin. But Jane just screams hotness. Gotta love the tie and white gloves. Prim and proper. Cons: Um, can you say waistline?

#3: Pocahontas - Umm...you know this is an *official* Disney wallpaper? Maybe not historically accurate, but never before has buckskin looked so good. Obviously John Smith had more than colonizing on his mind.

#4: Jasmine - Beautiful locks, rock-hard abs and she's crazy rich? Cons: Maybe her nose is a little big...

#5: Cinderella - Classic beauty. She cooks, she cleans, she sews. Cons: The in-laws. I hear her mother is a b-tch.

#6: Mulan - Good skin, lustrous black hair AND the voice of Lea Salonga? I'm in heaven. Cons: If she gets mad at you, look out, I hear she's pretty good with a sword :-(

#7: Belle (Beauty & The Beast) - Beautiful and humble lass. Devoted to her family. Cons: Likes her men thick and wooly.

#8: Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) - She's a firecracker with a social consciences. And boy can she dance! Cons: Um...what's up with her and the goat?

#9: Snow White - The fairest of them all. Cons: Those pesky little dwarves she's cohabitating with.

#10: Arial (The Little Mermaid) - One word: shells. Cons: Some seriously big 80's hair. May also be underage.

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mrkitner Jessica Rabbit is sexy but i think esmerelda needs to be like number 1. did you see that sexy dance she did in the movie. man she is hot.

mrkitner thebigkid you are so weird. are you serious. you wouldent touch esmeralda she is awsome and amazing and pretty and beautiful. jessica rabbit is okay.

mrkitner OMG Quasimoda you need to learn how to spell mate. first its quasimodo and second it is esmeralda you retard YOU JUST GOT SERVED

tangoniea this list idea is great is there a program that we can use to vote we need an update anyway here is my list 1. Meg (strong and dark personality, really hot, thin waist, tragic past, very hot and very interesting) 2. Belle (intellectual, HOT) 3. Mulan (smart, courageous, athletic, she can fight. She might not look as pretty as the others but WOW, what a combination of characteristics) 4. Jane 5. Jasmine 6. Ariel (asides from her looks she doesn’t have anything much. In the first movie I agree she looks too young, and her personality is too childish, major turnoff). 7. 8. Cinderella and Aurora (ok ,they are pretty but their stories are replicated too many time they lose some of that charm, they don’t stand out so much) 9. Pocahontas 10. Esmerelda (I hated the hunchback movie, so I can’t judge her)

KataraLover Ariel has more than just looks she's not just a gorgeous face

Mongoose09 kataralover why cant you just accept that not EVERYONE IN THE WORLD is gonna think that Ariel is the hottest?!

NowTheSerpent The hottest Disney chick of all time is Hannah! Besdies, in fiction and anime, age doesn't matter!!

KataraLover Mongoose I can except that but this guy has bad taste I mean don't tell me you like this order

beeblez Chel is Dreamworks Fiona is Dreamworks Anastasia isn’t Dreamworks, it's Twentieth Century Fox Jessica Rabbit is NOT Warner Bros. Who Framed Roger Rabbit was released by Walt Disney Pictures under the Touchstone banner and co-produced by Amblin Entertainment. And the vast majority of you people need to learn to spell. Seriously. Also, I think Helga Sinclair from Atlantis should be on the list. It doesn't matter that she's a villain; the list was just the 10 hottest animated Disney WOMEN, not Disney HEROINES.

General_Bardock There is only 1 Disney female worthy of being no.1 and that IS Ariel. Anyone that doesn't place her at least 3rd either has NO taste in women or is GAY. Only 2 allowed in front of her can be Belle or Jasmine. Depending on your taste. JR doesn't count and nor do 3d women. In what world could women such as Milan, Snow White, Pocahantas, Jane, Cinderella, or Esmerada be more attractive than Ariel? I'll tell you. NONE. Also Ariel is the only 1 I know of that had a sequel that made her much older then her debut film. So she is most definitely of age compared with most of the others.

beauity i love cinderella she is my flavord one i love belle too p.s. i love all of them

DisneyBIGDOG VIXEY!!! SHOULD BE TOP 1 IS IT A LITTLE WIERD THAT IM TURNED ON BY AN ANIMAL

prettyprettyme I seriously don't like what you said about Ariel. I disagree with you A LOT! She should be at a higher list.

PapaMidnight How can you forget Goof Troops Peg

melieesa Snow White, Mulan, and Jasmine were also underage

hectic i don't know why you are so against ariel, so she has fins, so what

hectic disneybigdog, i may get turned on by these hybrid cartoons between humans and animals (like jessica rabbit) but that is a little wierd (ps. thats just my piont of view)

hectic general bardock, i salute you!!!!!!!!!!!

classykid shout out to general bradock, ariel is a milf in the second movie definately top 3 but.... who ever thinks jessica rabbit is not number one is a gay and and anyone who thinks she is half rabbit is retarded. SHE IS MARRIED TO ROGGER RABBIT! thats were the name Rabbit comes from... fucking artards. snow white get the fuck out of here, tinker bell is definately in the top five (i like my women small). meg from hurculies is Good but not top ten and that super fucking exotic hot girl from atlantis needs to be considered. and if jane is to be on this list she is definately last (prudes cant be top five, except ariel). oh and esmeralda "dont not fear me gypsy all i want from you is SEXY TIME!!!"

JessicaMonroe Since obviously these girls are hot, or as hot as you can be as a cartoon, is the general idea that most Disney cartoons objectify women? I ask as recently I was reading another article about hints of racism in Disney cartoons and I seem to notice more and more things about the films that I never did before. If you're interested in the article, it's at: http://www.ranker.com/list/seven-racist-disney-cartoons-or-disney-racist-cartoons/etriplett

gingerbreadman8 My choice is Snow White

KingSimba4Ever9 I think that Esmarelda should be closer to the top of the list.

Jessikaroo I love how a con of Ariel is under age, and Snow White's 14.

lovedogs3 love it!!!

Andylee121 These are really awesome pics. Actually i was confused to choose between one of these. Thank you.

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