1. Only talk to purebloods
2. Tell her you overheated Voldemort telling Lucius he should be "More like her"
3. Kill Andromida & Ted,
4. Bring her Neville & help her torture him until he's more loopy than his parents
5. Get really really good at Crucio (not as good as her)
6. Throw a knife at every house elf in sight
7. Wear all black or Slytherin colors
8. Tell her how much better she is than anyone else
9. Reasure her she's Voldemort's favorite.
10. When Voldemort pushes her down, help her up & insist he's into S&M
READ THIS!!! I did write some of these, but others I am repeating. I have no idea who made them up